Graduating to the next level (again)
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posted on Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:32 pm
I'm now a Minister of Gerbil Affairs, and I just have to say, Gerbil Affairs are in a terrible, terrible state.
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posted on Fri Jan 16, 2004 5:58 pm
Congrats Hawking...you and the zoo man are fast approaching...dont you guys have a job 
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posted on Fri Jan 16, 2004 7:06 pm
Hawkwing74 wrote:I'm now a Minister of Gerbil Affairs, and I just have to say, Gerbil Affairs are in a terrible, terrible state.
Meh, you'd never make a good government minister. A correct press release would be as follows.
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, members of the press. Gerbil affairs are perfectly fine, anyone who says otherwise is a traitor and should be shot. Thank you for your time, please be sure to pick up your press copy of "Why Everything Is Fine" on your way out. Good Evening."
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posted on Fri Jan 16, 2004 9:22 pm
I have a job, I thought Zootech said he wasn't paying taxes or something.
Fridays are blowoff days in the office environment.
Fridays are blowoff days in the office environment.
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posted on Sat Jan 17, 2004 12:18 am
Hawkwing74 wrote:I have a job, I thought Zootech said he wasn't paying taxes or something.
Fridays are blowoff days in the office environment.
I pay taxes, just not a lot. I only get $12.00 in Federal taken outta each check. At tax time, I'll get it all back. That's why I'm "not paying taxes" - because I'm a po' foke wit three chitlins.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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posted on Sat Jan 17, 2004 12:26 am
Good.
Now that Hawking has become a Minister of Gerbil Affairs you can kindly direct people to the fact that I don't work here.
Now that Hawking has become a Minister of Gerbil Affairs you can kindly direct people to the fact that I don't work here.
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posted on Sat Jan 17, 2004 4:52 am
Ryu Connor wrote:Good.
Now that Hawking has become a Minister of Gerbil Affairs you can kindly direct people to the fact that I don't work here.
All I want to know is how many posts before I get that title
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posted on Sat Jan 17, 2004 5:59 am
jvalz187 wrote:with this post I am Gerbil God right?
haha yea right
just wonna say hi to all members.
By this: Hi
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posted on Sat Jan 17, 2004 6:04 am
jvalz187 wrote:with this post I am Gerbil God right?
haha yea right
just wonna say hi to all members.
By posting here you agree with the terms of the EULA - so you have to stay around and not create a new account each time you come in
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posted on Fri Jan 23, 2004 2:48 pm
w00t gerbil elite...I feel so....elite....now LOL
Remeber back in the Commodore days you had to be "elite" to get on certain BBS's...Like there was a eliteness quiz you had to answer?
LOL
Remeber back in the Commodore days you had to be "elite" to get on certain BBS's...Like there was a eliteness quiz you had to answer?
LOL
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posted on Fri Jan 23, 2004 3:34 pm
whaT are the amount posts need to move form one rank to another .?
have you seen it
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posted on Fri Jan 23, 2004 3:39 pm
Ithkul_prime wrote:whaT are the amount posts need to move form one rank to another .?
http://www.techreport.com/forums/viewto ... light=4986
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posted on Sun Jan 25, 2004 10:59 pm
we all are climbing our ladders to Gerbil Godhood 
have you seen it
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posted on Sun Jan 25, 2004 11:13 pm
Ithkul_prime wrote:we all are climbing our ladders to Gerbil Godhood
True but some of us are hoping for our own uniqueness
No wonder television's a medium. It's so seldom rare or well done. -Mighty Mouse
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posted on Sun Jan 25, 2004 11:15 pm
DId I say that all the paths to Gerbil god hood were the same, Uniqueness is preseved there.
have you seen it
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posted on Mon Jan 26, 2004 1:41 am
Indeed, that is a good idea, it would be cool to have a unique title. Everyone here now wants to be like ryu.
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posted on Mon Jan 26, 2004 9:06 am
Starfalcon wrote:Indeed, that is a good idea, it would be cool to have a unique title. Everyone here now wants to be like ryu.
Heh, that's the problem with special favors. I hand them out to one person and pretty soon everyone is clamoring for them like they were candy.
I'm gonna start talking to the other admins and see if we can't get some guidelines for us with regard to handing out special titles. Most likely it would involve contributing something substantial to TR as a whole (like Howard's organized get-togethers) or in Ryu's case, past articles which made an impact (coinage of the term "Darth Via").
Being right doesn't matter if no one listens.
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posted on Mon Jan 26, 2004 7:14 pm
I dont have a problem with giving someone a little recognition for going above and beyond...and i dont think anyone here would either...Its your website...run it as you please..not to please everyone else
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posted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 12:55 pm
zerohex wrote:Wee
Yeah...so....you hit 1,000...I still haven't seen you on XBOX Live!
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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posted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:29 pm
I'll give you a dollar or something for a special title. you can go over to McD's and get a double cheeseburger!
lookin at a thing in a bag.
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posted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:00 pm
ZooTech wrote:zerohex wrote:Wee
Yeah...so....you hit 1,000...I still haven't seen you on XBOX Live!
Yeah, I tried to invite you to a game once, but you weren't on. My Live! account is inactive now. The card I used for it a year ago isn't active anymore and I've been too lazy to change it ..sooo..
Xbox Live = narcon / Steam = Pontifex / PSN = Pontifex
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