TR Haiku thread

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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:50 am

ZooTech wrote:dalamar is wrong
he is a non-conformist
let's all kick his ass!


It is possible
Haikus can be different
They do need three lines

But not 5-7-5
See dictionary.com
Definition 2

Yet I will conform
With the normal haiku form
Do not kick my ass
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:05 am

Ithkul_prime wrote:I am back after that,
Jargon of weekand morn,
Busy to the T.

-Ithkul prime


Even with Haiku
Your posts don't make any sense
Are you a crack head? :o

dalamar70 wrote:
ZooTech wrote:dalamar is wrong
he is a non-conformist
let's all kick his ass!


It is possible
Haikus can be different
They do need three lines

But not 5-7-5
See dictionary.com
Definition 2

Yet I will conform
With the normal haiku form
Do not kick my ass


In this Haiku thread
For the sake of argument
Please stick to the rules

Exceptions are made
Entirely too often
For non-conformists

Your understanding
Of this trivial request
Makes me quite happy! :wink:
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:14 am

you guys are so smart
i think this is very hard
takes me a long time
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:17 am

ZooTech wrote:Even with Haiku
Your posts don't make any sense
Are you a crack head? :o


LOL!!!!!

I like cheese so much
It makes my boo-boo gummy
Blissfull dairy treat
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:18 am

redmouse wrote:you guys are so smart
i think this is very hard
takes me a long time


In your signature
You show my information
Feds are on the way! :wink:

FroBozz_Inc wrote:
ZooTech wrote:Even with Haiku
Your posts don't make any sense
Are you a crack head? :o


LOL!!!!!

I like cheese so much
It makes my boo-boo gummy
Blissfull dairy treat


Dude, that's really gross
I don't want to hear about
Your "gummy boo-boo" :x
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like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:23 am

ZooTech wrote:
redmouse wrote:you guys are so smart
i think this is very hard
takes me a long time


In your signature
You show my information
Feds are on the way! :wink:


bet they can't catch me
not going down with out fight! :lol:
long live me, redmouse
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:26 am

ZooTech wrote:Dude, that's really gross
I don't want to hear about
Your "gummy boo-boo" :x


Hehe

I like the dirty Pr0n
Belladonna bend over
She's got the mad skillz
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:38 am

redmouse wrote:
ZooTech wrote:In your signature
You show my information
Feds are on the way! :wink:


bet they can't catch me
not going down with out fight! :lol:
long live me, redmouse


Knock-knock! Who is there?
The FBI, open up!
Do not drop the soap! :wink:

FroBozz_Inc wrote:
ZooTech wrote:Dude, that's really gross
I don't want to hear about
Your "gummy boo-boo" :x


Hehe

I like the dirty Pr0n
Belladonna bend over
She's got the mad skillz


Belladonna is
A master in her own right
And I like brunettes! :wink:
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:44 am

Big Posteriors
Disproportionately Large
Round like an apple
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:50 am

FroBozz_Inc wrote:Big Posteriors
Disproportionately Large
Round like an apple


I don't understand
Belladonna is petite
I don't like big butts! :x

Asia Carrera
Is another example
Of a petite star! :o

Watch out for Kevin!
This Haiku thread will not last
With a pr0n topic!!! :lol:
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:06 am

ZooTech wrote:
Action Jim wrote:At work all damn day
Month of work in a weekend
Bosses full of sh*t


Sorry to hear it,
That must really suck for you!
I work with monkeys! :P


Motorola blows
Incomplete etch of oxide
Delay of a week

At least Ithkul's back
Everyone's prime whipping boy
No crack, only meth

Internet porn poor
Bukkake isn't for me
I like tamer stuff
Good bye everyone.
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:27 am

Action Jim wrote:Motorola blows
Incomplete etch of oxide
Delay of a week

At least Ithkul's back
Everyone's prime whipping boy
No crack, only meth

Internet porn poor
Bukkake isn't for me
I like tamer stuff


Your job sounds hectic
Is it time to consider
Something new to do?

I am none too pleased
That Ithkul is here to troll
His spelling sucks ass!

"Tamer" pr0n is dumb
I don't want to think too hard
Let me see the goods!

Belladonna rules
Because she allows men to
Play on the "Back Nine"! :o

**************************

As I said before
Pr0n is not a good topic
For a Haiku thread!

Let's all talk about
What's happening with the Gleek
Maybe he's Ithkul!!! :o
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:42 am

ZooTech wrote:"Tamer" pr0n is dumb
I don't want to think too hard
Let me see the goods!

Belladonna rules
Because she allows men to
Play on the "Back Nine"! :o

Quite surprised I am
that ZooTech of all people
watches hardcore pr0n!
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just brew it!
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:16 pm

just brew it! wrote:
ZooTech wrote:"Tamer" pr0n is dumb
I don't want to think too hard
Let me see the goods!

Belladonna rules
Because she allows men to
Play on the "Back Nine"! :o

Quite surprised I am
that ZooTech of all people
watches hardcore pr0n!


I am twenty six
I'm divorced with three children
But I am not dead

If you know a girl
Who likes men with three children
Give her my number

I do understand
I am hypocritical
Don't cast the first stone! :wink:
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like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:37 pm

ZooTech wrote:I do understand
I am hypocritical
Don't cast the first stone! :wink:

Just shows you're human
Not holding it against you
Was merely surprised :wink:
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:40 pm

I love how my thread
Has turned from haiku to pr0n
Cuz I like it too ;)
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:47 pm

pr0n links are no good
they'll get deleted very fast
but I'll enjoy first

:D
Being right doesn't matter if no one listens.
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:49 pm

just brew it! wrote:
ZooTech wrote:I do understand
I am hypocritical
Don't cast the first stone! :wink:

Just shows you're human
Not holding it against you
Was merely surprised :wink:


Do not be surprised
I am only human too
Blue-balls aren't healthy! :wink:

But let me just say
It is not an obsession
Just letting off "steam" :x

emkubed wrote:I love how my thread
Has turned from haiku to pr0n
Cuz I like it too ;)


That's the way things go
Here on the Tech-Report site
You get Haikkuke!!! :lol:

Kevin wrote:pr0n links are no good
they'll get deleted very fast
but I'll enjoy first

:D


Dude, that was funny!
Please don't make me laugh so loud!
Losing my job sucks! :lol:

I'll post no pr0n links
I'll only make references
GOOGLE is your friend! :wink:
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:10 pm

The Japanese scoff
at our poor haiku efforts
Gerbils lost their Zen.
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:26 pm

Goddamn board won't boot
This ain't supposed to happen
Hope I can return
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:42 pm

Hawkwing74 wrote:The Japanese scoff
at our poor haiku efforts
Gerbils lost their Zen.


You speak for yourself
I am following the rules
And I'm not Asian.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:47 pm

I'm just saying Haiku are the easiest poems to write...just follow the syllable counts.

They are difficult to write with meaning. Anyone can throw words together.
Mine are crap as well.
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:14 pm

I like how this thread
can carry conversation
in haiku format.
Xbox Live = narcon / Steam = Pontifex / PSN = Pontifex
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:17 pm

Hawkwing74 wrote:The Japanese scoff
at our poor haiku efforts
Gerbils lost their Zen.


I scoff back at them
Hello Kitty and sex tours
Is what they're known for.
Good bye everyone.
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:18 pm

Don't forget one more
Domo Kun the cute monster
wreaking havoc there.
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:29 pm

Domo kun is like
Snuggles after diaper load
Dumb f*cking puppet
Good bye everyone.
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:32 pm

Jim, so cynical,
what happened to mess you up
in the head so much? :D
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:42 pm

Had job in retail
@ssholes were omnipresent
It was worse than 'Nam
Good bye everyone.
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:48 pm

Bella has great skill.
Enthusiasm unmatched.
Many here are fans.

How can we ignore
Other porn luminaries?
Jenna Haze and more.
...
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Postposted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:53 pm

Late though I am here
I read through every last post
and offer my words

Cascade to page three
the power of simple words
carry gravity
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