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Fighthouse wrote:A woman walks into a grocery store to do some light shopping. She walks through the isles and picks up such items as a personal pan pizza, a quart of milk, and quarter pound each of sliced deli meat and cheese.
When she is finished, she brings her items up to the register and the clerk starts scanning them through. After he scans the last item, he looks at her with a smirk on his face and asks, "I see there is overwhelming evidence towards the fact that you are single."
She giggles and acts coy by asking, "What gave it away?"
He keeps smiling and responds"...cause your ugly."
pete_roth wrote:Didn't you post this one before?3 Pieces of string who happen to be brothers are in the mood for a drink when they happen upon a bar. The youngest of the brothers walks in and approached the bar tender. Before he can get a word out, the bartender points to a sign and exclaims, "Sorry buddy, we don't serve no strings in this here bar" and the brother leaves.
Dejected, he tells his brothers of this, and the next eldest promptly walks into the same establishment with swagger. "Hey buddy, why did you --"
The bartender cuts him off again, "We don't serve no strings here!" Not looking for any trouble, the string walks back out the door and tells his brothers of his failure.
The eldest and wisest brother gets an idea. He ties himself in a knot and messes up his hair and walks back into the bar. "3 beers please". The bartender starts to get him his beers as he eyes him up and down slowly... "Hey You, you're not one of those strings are you?"
"No sir, I'm a frayed knot".
wakka wakka wakka!
PerfectCr wrote:GOD's INBOX (found on reddit)
NeXus^ wrote:A Rich man and a Poor man are chatting in a bar about the presents they gave their wives for their last birthday. The Rich Man says he gave his wife a Ferrari and a Diamond ring, so that if she didn't like the Ferrari, she could enjoy the Diamond Ring instead.
The Poor Man says he gave his wife a Pair of Slippers and a Dild* for her birthday, so, if she doesn't like the Pair of Slippers, she can go f*** herself!
- edited for PG ratings
kitsura wrote:A priest was driving along and saw a nun...."
pez-king wrote:pez-king wrote:I am blonde and OsakaJ's post offends me. Please remove it. Thanks.
Pfft, I see how it is. I get offended and no one gives a sh*t, But if a mod thinks it isn't funny then suddenly it better be edited because THIS IS A "FAMILY SITE" OMG. Guess what? If your retarded 5 year old can't handle it then maybe he/she shouldn't use the internet at all. These forums have gotten so lame over the past few months with all this sissy ass panzy moderation. I'm gone, **** that sh*t. SA forums, I love you. Please ban my account so I can't come back. (i'm serious)
sirheck wrote:Cold/Harsh!
EDIT BY MOD - Captain Ned - Downstream cleanup
Someone on some other forum wrote:There is a fixed amount of intelligence on the planet, and the population keeps growing.
king_kilr wrote:A) Near, not in.Holy crap:
A ) Where did you find a wal mart near chicago!
B ) People are a bit stupid eh?
Someone on some other forum wrote:There is a fixed amount of intelligence on the planet, and the population keeps growing.