YES! and also "whateverphobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you."
my all-time favourite is the kid that pushes, no leans!, on a door that says "PULL" with a sign next to him that reads: "Midvale, school for the gifted"
man, that cracks me up!
Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day,
him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Slave to the Bar.