How do you describe a bulldog scooting its butt along the carpet while swinging to the blues stylings of his owner. Words fail me.
EDIT: Even better: The dog is deaf. Not a chance given how he's getting his groove on.
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.