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Wed Jan 22, 2003 10:52 am

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"Nothing like a nice piece of hickory"


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" I took a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat and I've had a stiff neck ever since."
 
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Tue Jan 28, 2003 6:29 am

MaximusStuntus wrote:
" I took a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat and I've had a stiff neck ever since."


I think Billy Crystal said that, but not sure which movie...

To cash in on a previous correct answer of mine, I bring you what is possibly my favourite quote, from one of the very few movies to incorporate computer (related) technology into the script without being totally laughable:

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or by energy or money. It's run by little ones and zeros, little bits of data; it's all just electrons. There's a war out there, old friend, and it's not about who's got the most bullets -- it's about who controls the information: what we see and hear, how we work, what we think -- it's all about the information!


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Tue Jan 28, 2003 2:57 pm

JohnnyQ wrote:
MaximusStuntus wrote:
" I took a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat and I've had a stiff neck ever since."


I think Billy Crystal said that, but not sure which movie...



Nope. Keep guessing...

(Hint: it's a fairly recent movie)
 
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Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:14 pm

JohnnyQ wrote:

To cash in on a previous correct answer of mine, I bring you what is possibly my favourite quote, from one of the very few movies to incorporate computer (related) technology into the script without being totally laughable:

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or by energy or money. It's run by little ones and zeros, little bits of data; it's all just electrons. There's a war out there, old friend, and it's not about who's got the most bullets -- it's about who controls the information: what we see and hear, how we work, what we think -- it's all about the information!


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Johnny Q - Is that Ben Kingsly in Sneakers?
 
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Wed Jan 29, 2003 2:54 am

Satchmo wrote:
Johnny Q - Is that Ben Kingsly in Sneakers?


Yup.

Re: the viagra quote: I figured out which movie it's from, but had to google to check which character said it... I'd guessed wrong, so I'll leave it for someone else to figure out. That movie was toit though, toit like a toiger.

:)

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Wed Jan 29, 2003 11:02 am

JohnnyQ wrote:
Re: the viagra quote: I figured out which movie it's from, but had to google to check which character said it... I'd guessed wrong, so I'll leave it for someone else to figure out. That movie was toit though, toit like a toiger.

:)

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Ahh - Mike Myers as Goldmember?
 
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Thu Jan 30, 2003 10:32 am

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Ahh - Mike Myers as Goldmember?


DING!
 
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Thu Jan 30, 2003 11:16 am

Ok, try this one:

"Always some white boy got to invoke the holy trilogy! Check this ****...Those movies are how the white man tries to keep the brother man down...even in a galaxy far, far away!"
 
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Thu Jan 30, 2003 11:23 am

z-man wrote:
Ok, try this one:

"Always some white boy got to invoke the holy trilogy! Check this ****...Those movies are how the white man tries to keep the brother man down...even in a galaxy far, far away!"


That's the best segment in the entire movie. I quote that one all the time. From "Chasing Amy"

You got cracker farm-boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair blue eyes....and then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy...

A classic.
 
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Thu Jan 30, 2003 11:33 am

try this quote

whats really gonna get ya later is if i didn't say anything would u still have broke it
 
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Thu Jan 30, 2003 11:37 am

****, too friggin easy, the Matrix, when the Oracle is speaking to Neo.
 
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Thu Jan 30, 2003 11:42 am

Oh, forgot qutoe:

"You see in this world there are two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
 
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Thu Jan 30, 2003 3:34 pm

Liquid Squid wrote:

Oh, forgot qutoe:

"You see in this world there are two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."


Ooo! Ooo! Clint Eastwood in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly to Ely Wallach.

Edit: I have no idea if I spelled Ely Wallach's name correctly.
 
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Thu Jan 30, 2003 3:41 pm

All right how about:

"Well the Pope may be french, but Jesus is english...Your on!!!"
 
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Fri Jan 31, 2003 9:33 am

Sorry z-man, don't know your's but how about this one:

"Just a walk in the park Kazanski"
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Fri Jan 31, 2003 12:11 pm

Axeman -

"if you do not learn to master your anger, your anger will become your master" (maybe not exact)


Mystery Men?
 
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Fri Jan 31, 2003 5:14 pm

hoser wrote:
Sorry z-man, don't know your's but how about this one:

"Just a walk in the park Kazanski"



Sounds like Tom Cruise from Top Gun. Ugh, silly movie.

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Fri Jan 31, 2003 5:16 pm

How about this one:

"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?"

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Fri Jan 31, 2003 5:48 pm

axeman - Mel Gibson in Payback

The Swamp - is that from Kingpin?

Here you go... "Obviously, you're not a golfer."
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Fri Jan 31, 2003 5:51 pm

R.O.O.T. wrote:
axeman - Mel Gibson in Payback

The Swamp - is that from Kingpin?

Here you go... "Obviously, you're not a golfer."


Yea, it's from Kingpin. When Woody is having to "make things right" with his gross landlady.

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Fri Jan 31, 2003 11:26 pm

hope it edits right
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