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Joke O' the Day

Mon Mar 10, 2003 10:51 pm

Two Hydrogen Atoms meet.
One says to the other,
"I've lost my free electron!"
The other says, "Are you SURE?"
The first says, "Yes, I'm POSITIVE!"
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Mon Mar 10, 2003 11:07 pm

lol

never heard that one before
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Mon Mar 10, 2003 11:52 pm

I can guess why. :)

A groaner.
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 12:26 am

On the topic of stupid jokes, this is one my mother used to tell me to cheer me up. It usually works in that type of situation:

What do you call a cow without legs?

Ground beef!!
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 1:14 am

Nice... :D
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 1:17 am

Hahaha i'm studying about atoms in science now. :lol:
Shake it to the limit!
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 1:25 am

boy was that cheesey. :D
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 3:06 am

A groaner I saw in a comic strip recently ...

Didja hear about the rich pigeon? He made a big deposit on a Rolls Royce.
Idealist at work.
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:32 am

Whadda ya calla guy with no arms and no legs:

on a grill?

Frank

in the ocean?

Bob

by the door?

Matt

on the beach?

Sandy

at the dump?

Phil



Groaner sale, a penny a dozen!
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 7:13 am

Whadda ya calla dog with no legs?

Cigarette, Cause when you come home you have to take him out for a drag.
Forge wrote:
Whadda ya calla guy with no arms and no legs:

on a grill?

Frank

in the ocean?

Bob

by the door?

Matt

on the beach?

Sandy

at the dump?

Phil



Groaner sale, a penny a dozen!
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 7:21 am

Three Texas surgeons were having lunch together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident.
I reattached them and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young
man lost both arms and legs in a terrible accident.
I reattached them and 2 years later he won 2 gold
medals in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a guy who was high on cocaine
and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling at 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
He's now president of the United States."
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 7:42 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

So bad, but so good.
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 8:17 am

muyuubyou wrote:
Three Texas surgeons were having lunch together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident.
I reattached them and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young
man lost both arms and legs in a terrible accident.
I reattached them and 2 years later he won 2 gold
medals in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a guy who was high on cocaine
and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling at 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
He's now president of the United States."


ba-zing!
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 9:56 am

Forge wrote:
Whadda ya calla guy with no arms and no legs:

on a grill?

Frank

in the ocean?

Bob

by the door?

Matt

on the beach?

Sandy

at the dump?

Phil



Groaner sale, a penny a dozen!


What about the guy on the wall?

Art
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 10:16 am

zerohex wrote:
boy was that cheesey. :D


Some of the best jokes I've heard are very cheesey.... :D
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 1:55 pm

Nice one muyuubyou.
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 2:14 pm

what ya call a fish with no eyes??

fsh.

Whats Brown and stickey?

A stick.

A guy walks into a bar...

Ouch!!

Whats got 200 metal teeth an hides a monster??

Unzip ya flies :lol:

And to add to Forge's man with no arms and legs...
What do u call him in a forest?

Russel.



U have to be drunk to appreciate the best jokes!
If we cannot be free, at least we can be cheap! FZ.
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 8:33 pm

News from Dallas Texas this morning!!!

Corduoroy Pillow Cases making Headlines!!!!

Film at 11:00.
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Tue Mar 11, 2003 8:43 pm

Why is 6 afraid of 7?


Because 789.
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Thu Mar 13, 2003 4:31 am

Wanted to shared this one with you guys:
http://maddox.xmission.com/cam_whore.html
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Thu Mar 13, 2003 4:45 am

Woha! check this one too:
http://www.pyongyang-metro.com/metromusic.html

:D :o
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Thu Mar 13, 2003 5:04 am

What do you call a cow with one leg?

- Steak

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

- Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

- Tri-Tip
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Thu Mar 13, 2003 9:30 pm

As to the no hands no legs bits....

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, he won't come anyways.
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Thu Mar 13, 2003 9:36 pm

You know why ranchers in Montana take their sheep up to the high rocky country in the winter time? Its the only time they can get them to back up :lol:
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Thu Mar 13, 2003 10:03 pm

It was so cold out this morning that I actually saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. :lol:
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Thu Mar 13, 2003 10:15 pm

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
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Thu Mar 13, 2003 10:17 pm

Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well.
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 10:52 am

What do you call a dog with no legs and steel balls?


Sparky
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 3:18 pm

Man with no arms or legs in your mailbox?

Bill
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 3:35 pm

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

Because they're too tired.
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