If you hate it so much, get a new job.

[danny e.]

EDGEWATER, Colo. — Police in the Denver suburb of Edgewater say a man stabbed himself, then said he was attacked by three men dressed in black who were either Hispanic or skinheads, in a ploy to miss work.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,571535,00.html

[FireGryphon]

"Either Hispanic or skinheads"? Aren't those two mutually exclusive?

[Sargent Duck]

or, you know, he could have just called in sick and then dead.

[Hoser]

All that to miss a day of work at a video store?

[roont]

hahahaha. theres a million excuses you can use to get out of work. i guess he wanted it to be believable. but failed miserably.