Hey, good citizens. Just ran across this strange article. Not sure what to make of it. The article's dated April 2, 2013 though, so not sure if it's an April fool's joke.
http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/11 ... ey-040213/
So if this is true, should we send in the troops already? You know, this is real-life Doom, fellas. And you thought the War on Terror was bad.