Haiku contest entry thread

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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:35 pm

New parts just arrived
Opening box forces smile
Overwhelming joy
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Fri Aug 08, 2014 9:37 pm

Save for computer
Not fun but necessary
For the top hardware
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:23 am

Brand new build won't boot
Frantic panic, what can be wrong?
Power switch was off
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sat Aug 09, 2014 8:53 am

The single beep comes
What a lovely sound it is
Music to my ears!
Retired!
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sat Aug 09, 2014 9:33 am

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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sat Aug 09, 2014 11:57 am

Build a computer?
That's gonna be way too hard!
Follow directions.

I tried to cleverly link to the TechReport how to build a PC guide, but evidently I can't post URLs.
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sat Aug 09, 2014 11:59 am

Free stuff is awesome!
My imagination ain't.
I will have to pay.
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sat Aug 09, 2014 12:04 pm

Memory error?
Static electricity?
I should have grounded.
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sat Aug 09, 2014 12:06 pm

The fan doesn't turn!
The sight! My eyes it doth burn!
Cheap crap I should spurn.
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sat Aug 09, 2014 12:09 pm

Mini is too small.
Full size tower is too big
What is inbetween?
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sat Aug 09, 2014 1:26 pm

I love motherboards
They will get me really hard
I love Tech Report
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:25 pm

Anyone want my
GTX Five Seventy?
I care about trees...
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sat Aug 09, 2014 7:09 pm

Are Wizard like Woz?
If hitch encounter, charms free
You know where Report
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sat Aug 09, 2014 7:13 pm

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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sat Aug 09, 2014 8:43 pm

How did you install
Eleven spyware programs
In just ten minutes?
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sat Aug 09, 2014 9:13 pm

I hate computers
But I can't live without one
They make me money
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:12 am

on an all-nighter
trying one last damn driver
at wits end, success
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sun Aug 10, 2014 4:57 am

Keyboard in washer
Mainboard baking in oven
Food and drive ice-cold
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sun Aug 10, 2014 6:06 am

Summer is busy
Not enough time for hobbys
Where does it all go
SHOES
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:03 am

Administrator
Fold these bright colors away
Just five more minutes
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:20 am

The best way to build
rig extremely slowly,
patience by patience
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:32 pm

All done assembly
Beautiful sight to behold
Forgot thermal paste
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:36 pm

Woeful is my rig
Haven't upgraded in years
I suck at headshots
Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit them with it.
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sun Aug 10, 2014 4:00 pm

dream computer built
the fastest benchmarks ever
must upgrade next week
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sun Aug 10, 2014 4:09 pm

Smell the Magic Smoke
Epic day of hardware fail
How many dollars?
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. Ralph Waldo Emerson.
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sun Aug 10, 2014 4:13 pm

Please let me enter
From the province of Quebec
The rules are not nice
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:17 pm

Time to make a change
Less time in front of PC
Steam Sale? Change is bad
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sun Aug 10, 2014 6:45 pm

Internet compulsion
Fulfilling a primordial mandate
All are one.
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:21 pm

a thing of beauty
fast and sleek like a sports car
my new pc born
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Re: Haiku contest entry thread

Postposted on Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:42 pm

My computer died
So I bought a motherboard
Now it works agein
Unprecedented
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