Here's my fancy drink regime:
In the morning, a cup of coffee with a shot of whiskey.
For breakfast, scrambled eggs smothered with whiskey.
Throughout the morning, more coffee with whiskey. Coffee makes me jittery, so just whiskey.
Three martini lunch. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
Afternoon tea with a shot of whiskey. Soak the cookies in rum or whiskey.
Highballs before dinner.
For dinner, pizza and beer.
After dinner, sit back and watch TV with a large tumbler of whiskey. Drink yourself to sleep, and start over the next morning.
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