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Let's get this over with: What programming language are you?

Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 2:59 am

<img src="http://static.epinions.com/images/newworld/478/1565921976.jpg" align="left">
<p>
You are Python. Sucks to be you. You lack the speed and power of C, and you lack the
lustre of everything else. And you're anal. Get a life already.
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
</p>



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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 3:42 am

<img src="http://www.logos.com/tech/images/perl.gif" align="left">
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You are Perl. Congratulations. You're chic and easy going. You can't do everything
but you're good at connecting with others to gelp you overcome this.
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
</p>
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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 4:11 am

I'm perl too :D
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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 5:59 am

Perl here too...
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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:41 am

<img src="http://www.sheflug.co.uk/pcp3.s.gif" align="left">
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You are C. You're reliable, and strong. But kinda dull. But that's ok, right?
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
</p>


Oh, well. :)
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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:48 am

Perl?!?!

WTF!!!

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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:48 am

<img src="http://books.softbank.co.jp/isbn/hayashi/vb5c.jpg" align="left">
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You are Visual Basic. You're stupid. You suck. Go home. Don't come back.
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<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 10:28 am

Perl?

They have some debugging to do.
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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 10:50 am

C++ Rocks!!.........................

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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 10:52 am

<img src="http://www.sheflug.co.uk/pcp3.s.gif" align="left">
<p>
You are C. You're reliable, and strong. But kinda dull. But that's ok, right?
</p>
<p>
<a target=_top href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
</p>
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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 11:27 am

<img src="http://www.logos.com/tech/images/perl.gif" align="left">
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You are Perl. Congratulations. You're chic and easy going. You can't do everything
but you're good at connecting with others to gelp you overcome this.
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
</p>


Only problem with the quiz is that I don't agree with the author's generalization of Java. Too early to make those kinds of generalizations when there isn't even an alternative that comes close to Java.
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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 1:10 pm

<img src="http://www.sheflug.co.uk/pcp3.s.gif" align="left">
<p>
You are C. You're reliable, and strong. But kinda dull. But that's ok, right?
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
</p>
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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 1:12 pm

<img src="http://www.sheflug.co.uk/pcp3.s.gif" align="left">
<p>
I am C. I am reliable, and strong. But kinda dull. But that's ok, right?
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
</p>

<P>I notice that other people are Perl. They are complete scatterbrains with absolutely no sense of order in the world, and value clever tricks over good fundamentals.
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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 5:09 pm

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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 5:21 pm

<img src="http://www.orkun.org/images/asm3.gif" align="left">
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You are ASM. You're anal, and stupid. You claim to be fast, and you
are, but you're so stubborn and up yourself that no-one cares less.
You *really* suck.
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 6:26 pm

Another Perl here
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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 6:51 pm

I'm C. :)
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Postposted on Fri Nov 15, 2002 10:10 pm

<img src="http://www.cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/06/09/javaone.ms.idg/java.jpg" align="left">
<p>
You are Java. You're pretty mediocre on all fronts, but, it's not
your fault. You're the bitter could have been, but you're content to
have been a bandwagon in your time.
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
</p>

They have some serious debugging to do...I am nothing like that. I am not a has been or coulda been yet...heck I haven't even had my first full time after college job yet!
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Postposted on Mon Nov 18, 2002 5:47 am

Whos talking down 8086 ASM??

Its clumsy to learn, but once you know it, it is a breeze to program in it compared with other languages. There are only a few commands that can do almost everything the 100 commands in C/Perl/Java/VB can do
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Postposted on Mon Nov 18, 2002 6:21 am

<img src="http://www.sheflug.co.uk/pcp3.s.gif" align="left">
<p>
You are C. You're reliable, and strong. But kinda dull. But that's ok, right?
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
</p>
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Postposted on Mon Nov 18, 2002 7:18 am

pearl here. ironic that i don't know it yet :D
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Postposted on Mon Nov 18, 2002 9:06 am

C for me.



Yaay.



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Postposted on Mon Nov 18, 2002 9:20 am

<img src="http://www.sheflug.co.uk/pcp3.s.gif" align="left">
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You are C. You're reliable, and strong. But kinda dull. But that's ok, right?
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
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Postposted on Mon Nov 18, 2002 11:38 am

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Postposted on Mon Nov 18, 2002 12:01 pm

<img src="http://www.sheflug.co.uk/pcp3.s.gif" align="left">
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You are C. You're reliable, and strong. But kinda dull. But that's ok, right?
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
</p>
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Postposted on Wed Nov 27, 2002 7:39 pm

Add pascal!
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Postposted on Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:23 pm

<img src="http://books.softbank.co.jp/isbn/hayashi/vb5c.jpg" align="left">
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You are Visual Basic. You're stupid. You suck. Go home. Don't come back.
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
</p>


damn, I wanted C++
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Postposted on Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:52 pm

They say I'm C, but personally, I think I'm Fortran. Probably Fortran 95.
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Postposted on Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:26 am

Looks like I am VB also, hmm.........
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You are Visual Basic. You're stupid. You suck. Go home. Don't come back.
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<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
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Postposted on Tue Jan 07, 2003 1:05 pm

<img src="http://www.sheflug.co.uk/pcp3.s.gif" align="left">
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You are C. You're reliable, and strong. But kinda dull. But that's ok, right?
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://grou.ch/lang/">What programming language are you??</a>
</p>

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