mini Mac advertisements

[VooBass]

Plain print ads, black-and-white, with a solitary image of the mini Mac and a clever saying underneath.

'Think Apple.
(shiny on the outside, **** on the inside)'

'Pretty is only skin-deep'

'Don't let the high price scare you off'

'Only half as bad as herpes'

'Catch the mini Mac fever,
and burn up with buyer's remorse for all eternity'

'A note from Apple Service: don't piss us off; you'll be back'

'The new iPlod'

The new mini Mac means looking at your kids and always having to say, "I'm sorry"

[Evan_Frame]

(Same plain B&W image)

"Doesn't matter what's inside does it"

"Like an iPod, but bigger"

"Not a PC"

[VooBass]

"mini Mac: for when you just give up caring"

"Don't think of it as half a Mac
think of it as something to wholely impress your gay friends"

"mini Mac: Come out of the closet"

"mini Mac: chain not included"

"Because in six months it can keep your Cube company"

"mini Mac: all the power of your Cube, without the cracks"