FF [TR]Goodell's Banhammer Thread

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Postposted on Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:59 pm

Hoser wrote:For those of you wondering.....I changed my players this week.

Now shut up.


Hey Hoser, you just lost your other starting RB for the season! Better fix your roster once again!!!! :wink:

BTW, I got some extra RB's if you want to trade!
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Postposted on Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:19 am

Rolling20s wrote:I'm hoping that Manning throws the ball to everyone tonight, except for Dallas Clark. I'm up by something over 10 points and I'd like to keep it that way. =)

I have serious man-love for Dallas Clark.
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Postposted on Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:33 am

Wow... a loss by .16 points.

:o

I guess that's why you play the game, though, and don't just guess.
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Postposted on Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:11 am

Man, my team this week is so patched-together... I'm not even sure who
s starting where, I just want to make sure that my roster spots are filled. This has not been my season so far. :cry:
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Postposted on Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:00 am

I'm having a hard game-time decision. Ben against a terrible Cincy D but that has an OK offense that can chew up the clock and keep Ben off the field, OR, Derek Anderson who has more fantasy points and is playing a terrible team altogether in the Rams.
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Postposted on Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:54 pm

I think I made the right choice..... so far :D

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Postposted on Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:32 pm

How come the only time we hear from you is when Crappsburgh is winning?
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Postposted on Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:52 pm

Hoser wrote:How come the only time we hear from you is when Crappsburgh is winning?


Which is like what, every week with some minor exceptions? Don't be pissed because we're great. And we are great. Have you seen how great we were today? Just great. :lol:
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Postposted on Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:16 pm

This week I would like to thank whoever dropped Drew Brees, Hines Ward, and Marques Colston earlier this season, allowing me to become my starters.

And I'm sorry to Pete Roth that I didn't lube up before I bent you over and put the wood to you this week! :wink:
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Postposted on Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:17 pm

BerserkBen wrote:This week I would like to thank whoever dropped Drew Brees, Hines Ward, and Marques Colston earlier this season, allowing me to become my starters.

And I'm sorry to Pete Roth that I didn't lube up before I bent you over and put the wood to you this week! :wink:


Hey the Steelers won, that makes my week infinitely better than any fantasy win any day. Seconly, I have two decent players playing tomorrow for GB, and while your 70+ pts from 2 players hurt, the matchup aint over til Tuesday. Addai had 3 Td's + 100 yard, Anything ward did was nullified by Ben and then some, so while I am anticipating a loss I wouldn't see it that far out if I could pull off the upset with some big numbers from Greenbay's offense.
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Postposted on Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:35 pm

Thank you, Greg Jennings, for making that game ending catch, as opposed to Donald Driver.

My first 2 game winning streak, and back to .500.
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Postposted on Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:01 pm

Yea I didn't think I was going to win... do they give out awards to for the most points and losses? Every week I get **** on.
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Postposted on Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:11 pm

Not to draw the ire of the FF Gods, but Gadamn I'm producing today.

Portis - 196 yards, 1 td
TJ. Housh man I aint gunna spell that - 45 yards, 1 td
Lee - 78 yards
Addai - 225 yards, 1td
Moss - 145 1 td


And I still got my kicker, defense, QB, and another Wide out playing tonight / tomorrow. Heck the NE, IN game ain't even over yet. You're going down Flanders.

What a decent game too! I felt the Colts deserved to win more given only their lack of discipline. They managed to rack up 10 penalties for a whopping 146 yards and still win.
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Postposted on Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:37 pm

pete_roth wrote:You're going down Flanders.

Well hey diddley doodely, neighbor. That's not very neigh-neigh-neigh neighborly. :wink:
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Postposted on Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:20 pm

pete_roth wrote:Not to draw the ire of the FF Gods, but Gadamn I'm producing today.


Talk about producing.

How the **** was Jamal Lewis available until I picked him up on Nov 2?

He carried the ball 20 times for 37 yards with a career-high four touchdowns Week 9 against the Seattle Seahawks.

My backs can get 37 yards anytime they want if they punch it in 4 times a game. :)

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Postposted on Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:16 pm

Common stiffie I need to see the rape!
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Postposted on Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:30 pm

Hey guys, the Steelers just called me and said they were in some traffic Jam, they'll be there around the start of the third quarter. It's cool. Just thought I'd give you all the heads up.
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Postposted on Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:29 pm

Yes, I am omniscient.
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Postposted on Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:17 pm

Dear Steelers,

Next year, consider signing an offensive line.

Sincerely,

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Postposted on Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:28 pm

I hate Tony Romo & T.O.
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Postposted on Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:01 am

Top 3 banhammer teams lost, as did Captain Ned at the bottom there.

Although if the rest of Pete's Love Triangle, Ben Roethlisberger and Pittsburgh's D can combine for 90+ pts tonight, he has a chance.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ahhhhhhh, beautiful monday.

Suck it, fools.


p.s.
Ned, I am just kidding with you.

The rest of course can suck it :)
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Postposted on Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:21 am

Portis - underperformed
Moss - Didn't get any touches
Holmes - Out
Addai - Didn't get enough touches
TJ - Not enough touches
Jurevicious - Not enough touches

Just a crapshoot. As long as we win tonight, I'm fine with a loss. :)
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Postposted on Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:43 am

Dposcorp wrote:Ned, I am just kidding with you.

The rest of course can suck it :)

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Postposted on Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:31 pm

hahaaha, I think Damage has already won his matchup just in the first half of one game!

Tony Romo, Terrell Owens, and Ryan Grant have already gone off, he may hit 200 points! :o :o
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Postposted on Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:20 pm

BerserkBen wrote:hahaaha, I think Damage has already won his matchup just in the first half of one game!

Tony Romo, Terrell Owens, and Ryan Grant have already gone off, he may hit 200 points! :o :o


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Postposted on Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:48 am

Damage wrote: 8)


Well look who posted, Mr. 77 Points from just 3 players.

Only way it coulda been better was if u did it against Pete. :)

No worries though, cause I'll stick it far up that 'lil steel punks rectum, and mattsteg needed to be smacked down anyway.
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Postposted on Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:14 am

Dposcorp wrote:
Damage wrote: 8)


Well look who posted, Mr. 77 Points from just 3 players.

Only way it coulda been better was if u did it against Pete. :)

No worries though, cause I'll stick it far up that 'lil steel punks rectum, and mattsteg needed to be smacked down anyway.


You're lucky Holmes is hurt, but don't worry - I'm starting the pats D against a lethargic Baltimore offense, you're going to get hurt playing with the men, stay down.
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Postposted on Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:49 am

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Dposcorp wrote:
Damage wrote: 8)


Well look who posted, Mr. 77 Points from just 3 players.

Only way it coulda been better was if u did it against Pete. :)

No worries though, cause I'll stick it far up that 'lil steel punks rectum, and mattsteg needed to be smacked down anyway.


You're lucky Holmes is hurt, but don't worry - I'm starting the pats D against a lethargic Baltimore offense, you're going to get hurt playing with the men, stay down.


You are bragging about the Pats v.s Ravens Matchup against me?
Do you get hit in the head by a lot of flying pieces of steel in the mill when younger?

When the Ravens D doubles up on your guy Randy Moss, who do you think will be left open? Mr. 15 catches last week, my man Wes Welker.

Also, I already pimp-slapped the taste out of thill9's mouth last week, and he was in first place with a 8-3 record.

Do you really think you can you do anything against me?
Are you a figgin azz? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BIZNOTCH!
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Postposted on Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:13 am

You're deluded if you think there is anyone in the Raven's secondary that can cover anyone. They don't have anyone that can cover 3 on 1, Welker won't get nearly the catches he had. Moss FTW.
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Postposted on Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:11 pm

Hey, anyone seen Pete_Roth around?
Keep an eye out for him.

He'll be the guy walking around carrying a set of butt cheeks, cause he just got his A** handed to him.


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He was last seen wearing a I HEART PEYTON T-shirt.
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