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Postposted on Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:51 pm

I may lose but the season has legs left, and I know I'm a strong darkhorse.... I'll have my revenge. Next time gadget, NEXT TIME!!!! MEEEEEEOOOOOOOORRRRRRRWWWW
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Postposted on Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:30 am

Looks like Ned is gonna lose by a field goal, unless Yahoo does some crazy adjustments.


Damn Ned, you needed the Pat's kicker to get like 12 points, and he only got 9.

Tough loss.
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Postposted on Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:10 am

WTF, I think Pete is making the playoffs because of points!!! Everyone ahead of him lost. Oh well, at least Pittsburgh got stomped and we can still make fun of him! :lol:
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Postposted on Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:53 am

BerserkBen wrote:WTF, I think Pete is making the playoffs because of points!!! Everyone ahead of him lost. Oh well, at least Pittsburgh got stomped and we can still make fun of him! :lol:


Big brother Peyton will beat up those big nasty bullies who did this to you.
This should make you feel better, lil' Eli.


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Notice the phrase "current projected playoff standings."

That is about as close as you'll get to the playoffs in Banhammer this year.
This should also serve as "buh bye" to Scott "Phenom" Watson to head back to the underground bunker as well.
I figure "Phenom" = "Damaged Goods," right?
lol

Damn i'm funny.
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Postposted on Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:23 pm

I had a horrible year this year, but still #2 so far :)
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Postposted on Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:27 pm

Looks like I'll be back to my number 3 spot (and a playoff spot) after this week courtesy of a Mercs beatdahn. Big ups to baby jesus, 2pac I know you watching this, much luv biggie, I'm out.
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Postposted on Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:40 pm

Corrado wrote:I had a horrible year this year, but still #2 so far :)
.....and I'll be #3 with the same 8-6 record as you but less points, so we'll be playing each other.

Good luck bro. :)

pete_roth wrote:Looks like I'll be back to my number 3 spot (and a playoff spot) after this week courtesy of a Mercs beatdahn. Big ups to baby jesus, 2pac I know you watching this, much luv biggie, I'm out.


Pete, your 7-7 ass will be #4, so stop trippin dawg! :P

Edit:
BTW, I like how before the Steelers-Pats game, the tv kept showing how NE leads in all offensive stats and Pitt leads in all the defensive stats.

Then I looked at Pete's Pittsburgh D result for this week:
-1.00
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Postposted on Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:14 pm

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Corrado wrote:I had a horrible year this year, but still #2 so far :)
.....and I'll be #3 with the same 8-6 record as you but less points, so we'll be playing each other.

Good luck bro. :)

Edit:
BTW, I like how before the Steelers-Pats game, the tv kept showing how NE leads in all offensive stats and Pitt leads in all the defensive stats.

Then I looked at Pete's Pittsburgh D result for this week:
-1.00


You too. And i think the D scoring is retarded. If the opp team scores 1 TD, you lose 7 pts? Thats a bit much. Maybe you lose 3pts for every TD and 1pt for every FG. I mean, if you hold them to a FG, you're kinda doing your job no? I wish there was a way to award points for a goal line stop too. Like, + .25 for every play inside the 10 yard line that doesn't result in points.
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Postposted on Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:46 pm

Dpos, How do you figure #4 ? I have the second most points in the league as of now, and after the update may have the most, and I'll be 7-7 with a lot of other people...

Everyone who will be 7-7 has less points than me, am I missing something?

edit: NVM , I see that OG pimp is not 6-7, he's 7-6, now 8-6. You'll all get yours, I'm the bread winner in this league.
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Postposted on Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:44 pm

Yay, I avoided the absolute cellar. I'll celebrate with some cheddar.
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Postposted on Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:21 pm

I know brady will probably go **** on Jets, but I'm hoping moss catches a few of those bombs, so that should even out (somewhat) the damage. I'm also starting their defense because I know the Jets are gunna cough it up.

I have a Cincy deep threat in TJ playing the niners, Addai pummeling the raiders, but I'm torn, do I start Fred Taylor against the steelers? My heart says no because the steelers can stop the run, so Portis will get the call against NYG. Lee is becoming a more active target too in Green Bay so hopefully he'll see some love from Brett.

The projected score has me over Merc by .02. Wow.
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Postposted on Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:47 am

Booo yah. Won by 1pt. Thank for not sucking into the negatives, NYG Defense.
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Postposted on Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:59 am

The grapes of roth just pwned some ass last night.
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Postposted on Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:04 am

I should have pulled a Brian Westbrook last week, and took the loss to Damage last week so that I could play him again this week. And you would not have made it into the playoffs.

Who would have guessed that Brady would net me less than 5 points? I count on at least 20 from him every week. My ace up my sleeve, Adrian Peterson (the good one from MN), will get me an easy 40 points tonight!!
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Postposted on Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:04 am

pete_roth wrote:The grapes of roth just pwned some ass last night.


I would wait to talk smack if I were you, Peterson has twice this season scored more than 40 points and Monday Nights crazy shiz happens. :wink:
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Postposted on Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:11 am

Since I didn't even make the consolation bracket, I think that definitely qualifies me to pick a winner in this league. 8)

The final looks to be Steel Curtain vs Turbochargers. My official pick is...



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Postposted on Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:11 am

I have Moss and the Pats D against Miami. Addai at Houston. Taylor at Oakland. Roflsburgers at Stl. The only swap I'm considering is Engram for holmes as Engram has been seeing a lot of play time and the Baltimore D is not what it was. Couple that with an O line that simply doesn't exist in Pittsburgh and Holmes as a viable down field target almost becomes a non-factor. Hmm.
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Postposted on Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:53 am

I hate to sound like a whiny little bitch, but the worst week Brady had all year was 21 FP against Baltimore. Who would have known he'd only turn out 4.5 points this week... against the JETS??

I was so looking forward to my rematch against Corrado. Now I've gotta make sure that none of the OG dudes don't get into the top three.
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Postposted on Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:28 am

thill9 wrote:Now I've gotta make sure that none of the OG dudes don't get into the top three.


You even DREAM of beating me and you better wake up and apologize.

It will be kind of sad for you to go from first place to fourth place in a matter of two weeks.


THE OGs' will NEVER be DENIED!


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Postposted on Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:37 am

I think what we're witnessing here, is going to be a beatdown of epic proportions. When I said I was a dark horse, I meant a black stallion my friends. Here comes the tube without the lube, grab yer ankles turbo.
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Postposted on Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:38 am

Perfect time to have the high score of the week; one week after I missed the playoffs.
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Postposted on Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:25 pm

pete_roth wrote:I think what we're witnessing here, is going to be a beatdown of epic proportions. When I said I was a dark horse, I meant a black stallion my friends. Here comes the tube without the lube, grab yer ankles turbo.


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Postposted on Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:11 pm

Corrado wrote:
pete_roth wrote:I think what we're witnessing here, is going to be a beatdown of epic proportions. When I said I was a dark horse, I meant a black stallion my friends. Here comes the tube without the lube, grab yer ankles turbo.


YOU SHALL NOT PASS!


Damn sooky son, I'm going to run all over your ass.
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Postposted on Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:54 am

Turn out I WILL pass. I can't wait to add this banhammer trophy to my sig for an entire year. You better put on a show if you want a chance against the unstoppable juggarnaut, that stallion of a man, the classy yet tough PETE UNDASCORE ROTH.

Edit: Hmmm half a game of addia, or a full game of portis?
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Postposted on Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:04 am

pete_roth is my new hero, with 28 points from Big Ben and 14 more from Holmes.

I shall live vicariously thru you this weekend as you deny victory to that lucky azz who beat me last week.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

GO PETE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postposted on Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:48 am

Dposcorp wrote:pete_roth is my new hero, with 28 points from Big Ben and 14 more from Holmes.

I shall live vicariously thru you this weekend as you deny victory to that lucky azz who beat me last week.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

GO PETE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Woo hoo! I have fans! so who would you start, half a game with Addai against a meh houston team or a full game of portis against a stronger Min D.
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Postposted on Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:47 am

Dposcorp wrote:pete_roth is my new hero, with 28 points from Big Ben and 14 more from Holmes.

I shall live vicariously thru you this weekend as you deny victory to that lucky azz who beat me last week.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

GO PETE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Just because you think he'll be the champion in BanHammer
Doesn't mean you have to put your lips around Pete's ManHammer
So know your damn roll and shut your damn face
And get your ass stomped back to 4th place!



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Postposted on Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:51 am

Manhammer... I like it! From henceforth it shall be known!
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Postposted on Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:44 pm

BerserkBen wrote:
Dposcorp wrote:pete_roth is my new hero, with 28 points from Big Ben and 14 more from Holmes.

I shall live vicariously thru you this weekend as you deny victory to that lucky azz who beat me last week.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

GO PETE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Just because you think he'll be the champion in BanHammer
Doesn't mean you have to put your lips around Pete's ManHammer
So know your damn roll and shut your damn face
And get your ass stomped back to 4th place!



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Check your banhammer voicemail Ben.

You have a missed call from "THE PLAYOFFS."

They said see you next year.
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Postposted on Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:58 pm

Dposcorp wrote:
BerserkBen wrote:
Dposcorp wrote:pete_roth is my new hero, with 28 points from Big Ben and 14 more from Holmes.

I shall live vicariously thru you this weekend as you deny victory to that lucky azz who beat me last week.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

GO PETE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Just because you think he'll be the champion in BanHammer
Doesn't mean you have to put your lips around Pete's ManHammer
So know your damn roll and shut your damn face
And get your ass stomped back to 4th place!



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Check your banhammer voicemail Ben.

You have a missed call from "THE PLAYOFFS."

They said see you next year.


You guys are **** hysterical
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