Hance is a DORK!!

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Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:14 pm

WTF is wrong with this picture...go to Arizona for a couple weeks for some work...and leave the golf clubs behind? Yeah...i thought so too. Im goin down next week and he says he cant play :roll: Ok pal...youre ass is mine come april :lol:

I hope u have to work 18 hrs a day to get all caught up :wink:
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Re: Hance is a DICK!!

Postposted on Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:18 pm

meh playing a senior for money is about as hard as taking candy from a baby :lol:
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Re: Hance is a DICK!!

Postposted on Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:21 pm

What the hell is wrong with you?

Swearing in the title MAY EARN U A BAN!!!!!!!

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=56886

Edit it out now. Sheesh.
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Re: Hance is a DICK!!

Postposted on Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:32 pm

Dposcorp wrote:What the hell is wrong with you?

Swearing in the title MAY EARN U A BAN!!!!!!!

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=56886

Edit it out now. Sheesh.



Nope...i wont...it AINT swearing...i didnt say Pr**k..i said DICK. He is all of that for forgetting his clubs :roll:
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Re: Hance is a DICK!!

Postposted on Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:34 pm

GET OFF HIS LAWN!!!

:lol:
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:50 pm

Post title changed. User warning issued.
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:21 pm

Lickety got a user warning? He's like....1337 or something. If this is true, none of us are safe! *Runs and hides in corner*
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:18 am

Dick is a profanity?
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:46 am

lordtottuu wrote:Dick is a profanity?


I guess, since it is slang for penis.
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:17 am

It just looks bad when the thread title goes to the frontpage. Remember TR is a family site. 8)
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:33 am

Dork is a whale's penis, how is this better? :lol:
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:00 am

Flying Fox wrote:It just looks bad when the thread title goes to the frontpage. Remember TR is a family site. 8)
Why is it allowed here outside of R&P then?
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:04 am

pete_roth wrote:Dork is a whale's penis, how is this better? :lol:


The families that visit this website probably aren't as familiar with that slang term.

Back on topic, I thought we were all dorks
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:15 am

Flying Fox wrote:It just looks bad when the thread title goes to the frontpage. Remember TR is a family site. 8)

Yes, this is very family friendly.
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:10 am

derFunkenstein wrote:
Flying Fox wrote:It just looks bad when the thread title goes to the frontpage. Remember TR is a family site. 8)

Yes, this is very family friendly.
I concur. You can say "sucking balls" but you can't say "dick"? :roll: He doesn't even use the more profane substitute which rhymes with rock.

Maybe I could get a list of words I am not supposed to use here.
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:14 am

Some please explain to me how any of this is related to Hance and Lickety golfing in AZ?
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:15 am

idchafee wrote:Some please explain to me how any of this is related to Hance and Lickety golfing in AZ?


Dude, don't be such a whale penis. :lol:
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:20 am

idchafee wrote:Some please explain to me how any of this is related to Hance and Lickety golfing in AZ?
You're right. I'll start PMing ppl instead. Sorry about the threadjack, Lickety.
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:07 am

idchafee wrote:Some please explain to me how any of this is related to Hance and Lickety golfing in AZ?

Maybe it has something to do with his "putter"
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:32 am

pete_roth wrote:
idchafee wrote:Some please explain to me how any of this is related to Hance and Lickety golfing in AZ?


Dude, don't be such a whale penis. :lol:


ROFL.. :lol:
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Re: Hance is a DORK!!

Postposted on Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:35 pm

Lovely, guys. Just great. I love the responses when we try to handle borderline issues here: an immediate cry for pure legalism and a list of words we can and cannot use--coupled with posts mocking such legalism on the part of mods... followed by people testing the limits just to be, err, dorks.

Look, I don't want "Hance is a DICK" on the front page of my site, and I don't appreciate having my evening interrupted when I start getting complaints about it. Use your discretion when posting and this won't be a problem. You're big boys, and I'm not going to define prohibited word combinations for you. But I will sanction those of you who are intentionally pushing it (and I'm not talking about the original post.) Making life difficult for the mods is plenty enough reason for us to act.

Thread locked. Lickety, please start a new golf thread if you'd like. Thanks.
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