So I installed LXDE after seeing it on PartedMagic. Wow, that was clean, custom, and everything I wanted. But Debian just has to install so much crap!
I already ran update-menus --remove, apt-get purge menu, and all that removed was the big pile of cruft under the Others section. But I still get the Accessories, Internet, Other, Sound & Video, System Tools entries in the menu, and these entries are nowhere to be found in my .config/openbox/menu.xml files... nor, in fact, /etc/xdg/openbox/menu.xml. I have no idea where these entries come from, and nothing I do in obmenu seems to change it.
Where can I find and nuke these menu entries? Debian has made LXDE so similar to GNOME... which is not what I installed LXDE for.
Mothership: Thuban 1055T@3.7GHz, 12GB DDR3, M5A99X EVO, GTX470+Icy Vision Rev.2@840/3800, Vertex 2E 60GB
Supply ship: Sargas@2.8GHz, 12GB DDR3, M4A88TD-V EVO/USB3
Corsair: Macbook Air Ivy Bridge