When it comes to articles and reviews on the web you're usually stuck with either really long pages that take ages to load (think dansdata.com) or really short ones that make it impossible to grab the whole thing quickly and read it offline.
Admittedly I don't know all that much about webpage design, but isn't there some (easy) way of providing a choice? 'Click here for the one-page version' or something. (I know that ARS have .pdf versions of their content available to their members; which comes at a price...)
Presuming that it ISN'T a great expense of time and money to do: How about making those awesome, amazing, totally hey-shoo-wow reviews of yours available in a single-page version Damage?
JQ