Blond joke:
This stunning blond is driving just a little too fast to be legal one day...when she see's the flashing lights of a patrol-motorcycle coming up fast in her rear view mirror. "Oh no! The police!"
So she pulls over to the side of the road and fixes her makeup carefully as she watches the officers boots getting larger and larger in her left side mirror...then turns and flashes her lashes, and gives a dazzling smile to the helmeted officer...
...only to see the helmet come off. OH God NO! It's another blond! And a blond woman to boot!
"License and registration please," says the patrol-woman in a very even tone.
The driver is flustered, as her trump card--being a stunning blond--has just been thrown right back in her face...so she's stammering as she's frantically searching her purse....
"License and...and...regi-what?
"Registration." The officer waits a moment, a smirk on her face and then says: "Here's a little hint--Your registration isn't going to be in your purse. It's going to be over there" and she points. "In your glove box."
The red-faced blond opens the glove box and digs through it for a moment before finding something that looks official enough that it just might be...YES! She turns with triumph to the officer and presents the document: "Is this it?"
"Yes. That's your registration. Congratulations," says the officer, in a voice literally dripping with sarcasm.
"And now if you can just find your driver's license, we can begin writing you up for this little speeding violation."
The blond's face again turns increasingly red as she digs further and further through the glove box...then it dawns on her she should be looking back inside her purse....
She looks up at the officer for encouragement and the officer nods: "Yes, your license will be in your purse...".
After a couple more minutes of this the officer offers another hint: "Your driver's license has your picture on it."
The lady is really flustered now, but then sees something that rings a bell--"I'm looking for something with my picture on it"...
...so she pulls out her compact, which sports a mirror...flips it open and almost gasps in relief! She then hands it to the officer--"Is THIS what I should be looking for," she says pleadingly...hopefully?
The officer looks down into the compact for a moment, then suddenly frowns...
...closes it with an angry SNAP, and tosses it back:
"Aw, HELL," she says as she turns away with an angry flip of her own blond mane. "If I'd known you were a COP, I'd never have pulled you over in the first place!"