Problem is there is only about a ~7.5mm wide space on the board that's available for a heatsink to be placed there. There are not any readily available heatsink designs that fit well in this space that provide adequate cooling.
The row of VRM MOSFETs is next to a row of capacitors on one side and a row of chokes on the other side: A rectangular heatsink spanning the width of the VRMs and chokes (18mm wide rather than 7.5mm wide) can fit there if a 11x55x3mm section of it is milled out. (the strip of MOSFETs is 55mm long)
Here's a picture pointing out the components.

I don't have a mill... I can pretty much only try to make something out of some old heatsink using a hacksaw. I did get two 40mm Scythe Mini Kaze fans that I can try to stick in there but with the puny 6mmx6mmx25mm aluminum heatsinks I put there it's not getting the job done.
I've butchered the Southbridge HSF so I can't really RMA it to replace it with this awesome mobo. (A reviewer has his 2500K in that thing at 5.2Ghz?
So my question is... Does anybody have a small HSF that contains large quantities of copper that they could donate to me? The only hsf I have here that might be suitable for my task (and it'd require a LOT of hacksawing, plus the HSF itself is still probably worth like $40) is a Scythe Ninja+.
Better yet if someone here has access to machining tools...
