Isn't that what windows are for? A seven-storey plummet should be just about enough distance to turn it into kindling, though you get bonus points if you set it on fire as it goes out the window (and the post the flaming descent on YouTube). Now, that doesn't help you get the new one up to your apartment... unless you rig up a pulley and rope the two together to use the flaming one going down to pull the new one up. Of course then the old one shatters on impact and/or burns through the rope, dropping the new one back on your head as you obliviously film the carnage. So... make sure you have a friend operating a separate second camera and upload that footage as well, for double-bonus YouTube imortality.ApockofFork wrote:I live on the 7th floor of an apartment and hauling a new sofa up would be a pain (and hauling one down to set fire to it...) .
rogue426 wrote:Do any of your surrounding neighbors have the same problem? If so , maybe it's time to get the management company involved.
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