I see! Thanks for the tip, ludi! I do in fact live on the Gulf Coast; within the Beaumont-Port Arthur metroplex. Still, I'm basically a hermit, so my house is always super A/C'd and thus super-dry. ¦3c It seems to be working great now aside from the headphone oddities, which my IRC friends say are more likely just poor engineering in the amplifier.
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