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emkubed
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TR Haiku thread

Sun Feb 01, 2004 3:53 am

Prompted by mine here
I searched this forum in vain
so I start anew.
 
titan
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Sun Feb 01, 2004 8:57 am

ancestors
the wild plum
blooms again
The best things in life are free.
http://www.gentoo.org
Guy 1: Surely, you will fold with me.
Guy 2: Alright, but don't call me Shirley.
 
dalamar70
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Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:32 pm

Your timing is bad
Sunday is not for haikus
Superbowl awaits
 
pez-king
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Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:48 pm

superbowl is meh
lan party will rock tonight
i will own them noobs
 
mattsteg
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:55 am

Rules really matter.
Why so many non-Haikus?
Can not you all count?
...
 
dalamar70
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:24 am

Wise man said haikus
Need not all have the same form
Like this
 
David
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:27 am

mattsteg is correct
five seven five there should be
it's traditional
Xbox Live = narcon / Steam = narcon / PSN = Pontifex
 
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:41 am

amusement winter
it is so cold out that vid
games are my sentence
Sancte Isidore, ora pro nobis!
Caveat lector.
 
just brew it!
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 7:31 am

Tech-Report forums
Look, a haiku thread appears!
Gerbils wasting time

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Upgrade addiction
Bigger, faster, better, more
Give me Opteron!

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New games are coming
Eye candy will fill the screen
My GeForce3 weeps
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
 
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:42 am

I am the admin
delete, edit, and a ban
all in a day's work

:lol:
Being right doesn't matter if no one listens.
 
ZooTech
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:54 am

dalamar70 wrote:
Wise man said haikus
Need not all have the same form
Like this


dalamar is wrong
he is a non-conformist
let's all kick his ass!

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You guys must be bored
Find some better things to do
This is really gay!

:wink:
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
 
Captain Ned
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:08 am

Here is a quarter
Please use it to buy a clue
Be gone vile gerbils
What we have today is way too much pluribus and not enough unum.
 
emkubed
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:22 am

Why so much hatred
I have seen more useless threads
Gerbils minds kept sharp
 
Grumpy_Eel
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:45 am

Do not be hating
Spread love and not verbal war
better for the world

You guys must be bored
Find some better things to do
This is really gay!



Words can not be gay
More interesting than school
Yay lunch is cometh
Your body slaughters millions of bacteria every second... you genocidal maniac.
 
Aphasia
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:27 pm

shouldnt haiku have
seasons in them but also
attract opposites
 
pmeysemb
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:02 pm

An "Ode to Spam" hangs
on my wall for all to see
a few for you now...

Silent, former pig
One communal awareness
Myriad pink bricks

Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?

Little slab of meat
In a wash of clear jelly
Now I heat the pan

Pink beefy temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian

Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty

...there are more on page
if wanted more will be seen
respond in due time..... :D
 
David
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:07 pm

should be season too
exception allowed for us
Tech Report gerbils
Xbox Live = narcon / Steam = narcon / PSN = Pontifex
 
FroBozz_Inc
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:07 pm

pmeysemb wrote:

Pink beefy temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian


That one rules....ROTFLMAO

Justin and Janet
Plan to shock us at halftime
Pop goes the Weasel!
 
ZooTech
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:18 pm

I really hate sports
What did I miss at half-time?
Bud-Bowl commercials? :roll:

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Poetry is dumb
Thank God for video games!
Or else I would die! :wink:

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How long will this go?
Gerbil creativity,
Will run out real soon... :x

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Oh and by the way,
My laptop showed-up today!
Man it really rocks!!! :D
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
 
emkubed
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:47 pm

New Pentium 4
Take mindshare from AMD
We all know what's up
 
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:48 pm

the show must go on
the elephants stomped on me
my clown make-up cries
I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do.
Twittering away the day at @TVsBen
 
Hawkwing74
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:54 pm

What should we do today Brain?
The same thing we do every day
try to take over the world.


Oh well, 7-9-8 syllable count.
 
just brew it!
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:57 pm

I did not write these
but I thought you'd enjoy them
click the link below

http://www.chem.hmc.edu/~vanryswyk/haiku.html
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
 
Hawkwing74
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:03 pm

just brew it! wrote:
I did not write these
but I thought you'd enjoy them
click the link below

http://www.chem.hmc.edu/~vanryswyk/haiku.html


Those are awesome! Example:

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
 
David
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:12 pm

Graphmaster I'll be
in six more Tech Report posts
Five after this one.
Xbox Live = narcon / Steam = narcon / PSN = Pontifex
 
derFunkenstein
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:25 pm

Hawkwing74 wrote:
What should we do today Brain?
The same thing we do every day
try to take over the world.


Oh well, 7-9-8 syllable count.


What should we do Brain?
The same as in every day
Try to conquer world
I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do.
Twittering away the day at @TVsBen
 
ZooTech
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 7:02 pm

This is my first post
On Tech-Report's fine website
With my new laptop!

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Forty Gig hard-drive
Athlon twenty-four hundred
Five-Twelve Megs of RAM

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Check out this web link
TigerDirect Dot Com Rules!
Eight-Twenty Two shipped! :wink:
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
 
Action Jim
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:39 pm

At work all damn day
Month of work in a weekend
Bosses full of sh*t
Good bye everyone.
 
ZooTech
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:01 pm

Action Jim wrote:
At work all damn day
Month of work in a weekend
Bosses full of sh*t


Sorry to hear it,
That must really suck for you!
I work with monkeys! :P
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
 
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:33 pm

I am back after that,
Jargon of weekand morn,
Busy to the T.

-Ithkul prime
have you seen it
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