Prompted by mine here
I searched this forum in vain
so I start anew.
TR Haiku thread
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TR Haiku thread
posted on Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:53 am
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posted on Sun Feb 01, 2004 7:57 am
ancestors
the wild plum
blooms again
the wild plum
blooms again
The best things in life are free.
http://www.gentoo.org
Guy 1: Surely, you will fold with me.
Guy 2: Alright, but don't call me Shirley.
http://www.gentoo.org
Guy 1: Surely, you will fold with me.
Guy 2: Alright, but don't call me Shirley.
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:31 am
Tech-Report forums
Look, a haiku thread appears!
Gerbils wasting time
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Upgrade addiction
Bigger, faster, better, more
Give me Opteron!
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New games are coming
Eye candy will fill the screen
My GeForce3 weeps
Look, a haiku thread appears!
Gerbils wasting time
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Upgrade addiction
Bigger, faster, better, more
Give me Opteron!
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New games are coming
Eye candy will fill the screen
My GeForce3 weeps
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:54 am
dalamar70 wrote:Wise man said haikus
Need not all have the same form
Like this
dalamar is wrong
he is a non-conformist
let's all kick his ass!
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You guys must be bored
Find some better things to do
This is really gay!
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:08 am
Here is a quarter
Please use it to buy a clue
Be gone vile gerbils
Please use it to buy a clue
Be gone vile gerbils
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:22 am
Why so much hatred
I have seen more useless threads
Gerbils minds kept sharp
I have seen more useless threads
Gerbils minds kept sharp
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:45 am
Do not be hating
Spread love and not verbal war
better for the world
Words can not be gay
More interesting than school
Yay lunch is cometh
Spread love and not verbal war
better for the world
You guys must be bored
Find some better things to do
This is really gay!
Words can not be gay
More interesting than school
Yay lunch is cometh
Your body slaughters millions of bacteria every second... you genocidal maniac.
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:02 pm
An "Ode to Spam" hangs
on my wall for all to see
a few for you now...
Silent, former pig
One communal awareness
Myriad pink bricks
Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?
Little slab of meat
In a wash of clear jelly
Now I heat the pan
Pink beefy temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian
Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty
...there are more on page
if wanted more will be seen
respond in due time.....
on my wall for all to see
a few for you now...
Silent, former pig
One communal awareness
Myriad pink bricks
Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?
Little slab of meat
In a wash of clear jelly
Now I heat the pan
Pink beefy temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian
Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty
...there are more on page
if wanted more will be seen
respond in due time.....
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:07 pm
pmeysemb wrote:
Pink beefy temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian
That one rules....ROTFLMAO
Justin and Janet
Plan to shock us at halftime
Pop goes the Weasel!
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:18 pm
I really hate sports
What did I miss at half-time?
Bud-Bowl commercials?
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Poetry is dumb
Thank God for video games!
Or else I would die!
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How long will this go?
Gerbil creativity,
Will run out real soon...
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Oh and by the way,
My laptop showed-up today!
Man it really rocks!!!
What did I miss at half-time?
Bud-Bowl commercials?
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Poetry is dumb
Thank God for video games!
Or else I would die!
*************************
How long will this go?
Gerbil creativity,
Will run out real soon...
*************************
Oh and by the way,
My laptop showed-up today!
Man it really rocks!!!
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:47 pm
New Pentium 4
Take mindshare from AMD
We all know what's up
Take mindshare from AMD
We all know what's up
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:48 pm
the show must go on
the elephants stomped on me
my clown make-up cries
the elephants stomped on me
my clown make-up cries
I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do, I do not do. But what I hate, I do.
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:54 pm
What should we do today Brain?
The same thing we do every day
try to take over the world.
Oh well, 7-9-8 syllable count.
The same thing we do every day
try to take over the world.
Oh well, 7-9-8 syllable count.
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:57 pm
I did not write these
but I thought you'd enjoy them
click the link below
http://www.chem.hmc.edu/~vanryswyk/haiku.html
but I thought you'd enjoy them
click the link below
http://www.chem.hmc.edu/~vanryswyk/haiku.html
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:03 pm
just brew it! wrote:I did not write these
but I thought you'd enjoy them
click the link below
http://www.chem.hmc.edu/~vanryswyk/haiku.html
Those are awesome! Example:
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:25 pm
Hawkwing74 wrote:What should we do today Brain?
The same thing we do every day
try to take over the world.
Oh well, 7-9-8 syllable count.
What should we do Brain?
The same as in every day
Try to conquer world
I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do, I do not do. But what I hate, I do.
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:02 pm
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Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 7:39 pm
At work all damn day
Month of work in a weekend
Bosses full of sh*t
Month of work in a weekend
Bosses full of sh*t
Good bye everyone.
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:01 pm
Action Jim wrote:At work all damn day
Month of work in a weekend
Bosses full of sh*t
Sorry to hear it,
That must really suck for you!
I work with monkeys!
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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posted on Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:33 pm
I am back after that,
Jargon of weekand morn,
Busy to the T.
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Jargon of weekand morn,
Busy to the T.
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have you seen it
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