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VTNC wrote:This guy is at work, when he gets the feeling that he's gotta go. So he goes to the bathroom, carefully picks a stall and starts to go about his business. He suddenly hears a voice from the stall next door saying "Hi! How are you doing?" He thinks it's kind of strange, but responds out of politeness. "I'm fine". Then the guy next door asks "What are you doing right now?". Again, out of politeness the guy says "I think... the same as you?" Then the voice asks "Can I go over there?" Trying not to be rude or offensive he answers "No, I don't think so... I'm kinda busy right now". So the voice finally says "Look, I'm going to have to call you back, there's some idiot sitting next door and eveytime I say something he answers it."
Usacomp2k3 wrote:Breaking news!
All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday.
A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while Russia may have invaded Georgia, they sure as heck ain't doin' it to Alabama.
karz wrote:Not sure if something like this has been posted but here's my first attempt on this thread:
At a rare time when two drinking buddies were sober:
Buddy 1: I had a nightmare last night. And it was about a drinking spree where I drank 24 cans of beer then had the worst hangover in years.
Buddy 2: Aw, that's just a dream.
Buddy 1: Actually I got the scare of my life when I woke up and went to the toilet, then threw up afterwards.
Buddy 2: What? 24 dreamy cans of beer make you throw up?
Buddy 1: I threw up when I saw the toilet bowl was empty.
Not sure though if content of toilet bowl equals 24 cans of beer.
roont wrote:karz wrote:Not sure if something like this has been posted but here's my first attempt on this thread:
At a rare time when two drinking buddies were sober:
Buddy 1: I had a nightmare last night. And it was about a drinking spree where I drank 24 cans of beer then had the worst hangover in years.
Buddy 2: Aw, that's just a dream.
Buddy 1: Actually I got the scare of my life when I woke up and went to the toilet, then threw up afterwards.
Buddy 2: What? 24 dreamy cans of beer make you throw up?
Buddy 1: I threw up when I saw the toilet bowl was empty.
Not sure though if content of toilet bowl equals 24 cans of beer.
sorry i must be retarded, but i dont really understand this joke? the toilet was empty? what does that mean?
roont wrote:sorry i must be retarded, but i dont really understand this joke? the toilet was empty? what does that mean?
BoBzeBuilder wrote:Tis a foreign joke. I'll try my best to translate.
A guy catches fire. He is sent to the hospital and is treated for broken bones. Shovels were used to calm the flame.
idchafee wrote:The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions....
roont wrote:(better spoken then read)
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
fshhhh
roont wrote:whats brown and sticky?
a stick