Comments for: Live blog from the Nvision opening keynote

#57. Posted at 11:32 PM on Sep 5th 2008

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palisade

The guy in the picture has one red eye and one yellow eye. That is indication that he has Coates disease. Coates affects only one eye, its genetic (not hereditary), and can lead to permanent blindness if not caught early.

#35. Posted at 11:08 PM on Aug 25th 2008

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sluggo

The big smile is due to the fact that she hasn't fed in a week, the sun's about to go down, and she's in a roomful of virgins.

#35, Ow. : ludi (#36) «

#35, She's a vampire? : Chaos-Storm (#37) «

#37, Yes, she's going to suck the you-know-what out of my you-... : Clint Torres (#55) «

#55, Ah...right. The wind out of your sails. Got it! : ludi (#56) «

#44. Posted at 08:41 AM on Aug 26th 2008

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boing

Who on the picture is Jen-Hsun Huang? Neither the man or the woman look like they have an asian name.

#44, 1.) Google will tell you that he's nVidia's big cheese 2.) he... : derFunkenstein (#48) «

#48, Umm, so this picture is related to the text next to it.. ... : boing (#52) «

#52, "We passed Tricia Helfer in the lobby on the way in, s... : indeego (#53) «

#53, Ahh, there it was. Didn't read more than what was o... : boing (#54) «

#29. Posted at 07:15 PM on Aug 25th 2008, Edited at 07:38 PM on Aug 25th 2008

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Clint Torres

Do me a favor. Walk over to a mirror and take a look at what you see. Do you see a guy who is in the same league as that chick? You can go back to your keyboard now, Brad Pitt.

#29, of course! : eitje (#31) «

#29, So you're saying Brad Pitt really does look like a cheap wom... : Meadows (#38) «

#38, No, what I'm saying is that most people would find her mo... : Clint Torres (#45) «

#45, I did google her, and she needs to put on quite some w... : Meadows (#46) «

#46, What, you don't like Girl-on-a-Stick, now available... : ludi (#50) «

#29, My smile eats cylons for lunch. : indeego (#51) «

#11. Posted at 03:57 PM on Aug 25th 2008

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Meadows

That woman has to be the ugliest thing I've seen in a long time. If there's anything I hate more than suped-up dumb chicks, it's a smile on them that occupies 73% of the face.

#11, i still hit it : 2x4 (#12) «

#12, I wouldn't. Probably not even if they paid me. : Meadows (#15) «

#15, Knees too sharp? : 5150 (#19) «

#19, Awesome. : nerdrage (#22) «

#19, elbow too pointy. i rejected better. but still i hi... : 2x4 (#49) «

#12, like the fist of an angry god. : 5150 (#16) «

#11, Yeah, you'd never catch me dead in the sack with her...no wa... : Clint Torres (#26) «

#20. Posted at 04:56 PM on Aug 25th 2008

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pyrodeus

What a creepy and fake smile Tricia Helfer has in that picture. It's like looking at a creature without a soul.

#20, yeah that's what I meant by that cotton candy remark. : ssidbroadcast (#21) «

#20, Yeah, I had to go find...uh...other pictures of her to see w... : derFunkenstein (#24) «

#24, Man, I had a good reply to this, but I'm not sure if it w... : ssidbroadcast (#25) «

#20, I was just thinking something along the same lines: man, wha... : Lucky Jack Aubrey (#42) «

#20, I agree for real! : vdreadz (#43) «

#20, nope, look here: http://triciahelfer.com/blog/wp-content/upl... : emi25 (#47) «

#41. Posted at 06:52 AM on Aug 26th 2008

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YeuEmMaiMai

so they had to bring a chick in............because they had nothing good to talk about lol :p

#18. Posted at 04:43 PM on Aug 25th 2008, Edited at 07:57 AM on Aug 26th 2008

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echo_seven

lol @ 10093.33333 98.3457489572612% of the comments not being about the presentation at all :-)

#18, Mine was :-) : Usacomp2k3 (#23) «

#23, Oh, I thought you meant could SHE be folded... : derFunkenstein (#28) «

#28, Er, No. Can she fold? Like, as in your laundry. 'Cause... : ssidbroadcast (#32) «

#32, You totally made the better joke. I'm going to stop... : derFunkenstein (#33) «

#23, Ah. I didn't notice that. ninja edit time. : echo_seven (#34) «

#34, Update your post, its around 98% now. : BoBzeBuilder (#40) «

#39. Posted at 05:19 AM on Aug 26th 2008

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fpsduck

She should wear tight Green T-Shirt for Nvidia sake, not red.

#30. Posted at 08:14 PM on Aug 25th 2008

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liquidsquid

Man, take one nice looking lady, and one photographer who takes CPU pictures all day long and what do you get? A really crappy shot of a nice-looking lady. Grain fed, for sure.

Now get off your duffs and take a nicer picture!

-LS

#2. Posted at 03:31 PM on Aug 25th 2008

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Usacomp2k3

<insert obligatory "but can it fold" comment>

D'oh!

#2, I'm pretty sure you could fold her in half, yes. ;) : derFunkenstein (#27) «

#1. Posted at 03:27 PM on Aug 25th 2008

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ssidbroadcast

yeesh. uh, red-eye aside... that is actually fairly scary. I'm not into those "Jan Levinson" (from the Office) types. They have the look and feel of someone stuffed inside with nothing but cotton candy.

But uh, to each his own...

(i have set myself up for a homophobist rebuttle, I know)