Comments for: Steve Jobs: I'm not dying, relax

#4. Posted at 10:45 AM on Jan 5th 2009

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Xenolith

Aren't we all dying?

#4, That's a depressing way to put it. True, but depressing. : Smurfer2 (#38) «

#38, It should actually be quite liberating if you can properl... : Nullvoid (#51) «

#38, it's only depressing if you don't know how to handle that... : willyolio (#52) «

#52, Not Steve. He is having a new aluminum shell carved ou... : OneArmedScissor (#53) «

#53, You wish the next firmware upgrade would make the s... : Meadows (#54) «

#11. Posted at 11:16 AM on Jan 5th 2009, Edited at 11:17 AM on Jan 5th 2009

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derFunkenstein

Kind of in-passing, but if ZDNet is to be believed, Jobs is a Pescetarian, which I guarantee you would get you kicked out of Vegan Boot Camp.

http://blogs.zdnet.com/Apple/?p=192

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pescetarian

#11, Vegans are dumb anyway and it's an extremely (and needlessly... : Meadows (#16) «

#16, the close minded judgmental one speaks. : d0g_p00p (#23) «

#16, Difficult? Yes but only if you're dirt poor like me. Dumb... : ssidbroadcast (#25) «

#25, But I sort of am. : Meadows (#26) «

#26, Yeah you are kind of dumb. I'm being harsh. My apol... : ssidbroadcast (#27) «

#27, GREAT STORY GRANDMA!!! Actually, I lol'd in my sh... : derFunkenstein (#34) «

#16, sometimes i question your value. : eitje (#50) «

#7. Posted at 10:59 AM on Jan 5th 2009

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Krogoth

It is more silly, stupid drama. Please ignore the attention whore to your right. Have a nice day.

#7, "Drama" that kills share prices, don't forget. But don't wor... : derFunkenstein (#8) «

#8, A shareholder with good business sense only cares about t... : Krogoth (#12) «

#12, Since Apple is a non-dividend growth stock I'd say rum... : MadManOriginal (#17) «

#12, shareholders with business sense do care about steve's... : green (#43) «

#43, There is no such thing as a Wozniak era. The Woz ha... : MathMan (#45) «

#43, Ah, yes, the great Wozniak era, sandwiched between ... : derFunkenstein (#46) «

#46, i remember that show! : eitje (#49) «

#7, From the post: So now I’ve said more than I wanted to say, an... : deruberhanyok (#18) «

#18, Well, after being declared dead or dying every other week... : Decelerate (#19) «

#3. Posted at 10:45 AM on Jan 5th 2009

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MadManOriginal

Everyone is dying from the moment they're born. RDF in effect yo!

#3, Steve: And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing science and... : tfp (#24) «

#24, StevOS? The cake is an i? : no51 (#32) «

#24, Hehehe... Nice! Very Nice! Kinda curious how many people ... : moose17145 (#48) «

#3, Actually that's not true. You don't start dying until you st... : Vrock (#42) «

#39. Posted at 06:34 PM on Jan 5th 2009

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Vrock

And I'm sorry, a "local yogurt store"? Hey, I like Dannon fruit on the bottom as much as the next guy....but there are "yogurt stores"? Other than TCBY? What kind of hippie crap is that?

#39, "local yogurt store" is code for a head shop. : PRIME1 (#40) «

#40, Oh, so it's *that* kind of hippie crap. : Vrock (#41) «

#39, edit: i'm a re-re : derFunkenstein (#47) «

#44. Posted at 08:36 PM on Jan 5th 2009

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dustyjamessutton

I'm not an apple fan, and Steve Jobs may be arrogant at times, but he is still a fellow human being and I hope he gets fully recovered. Get well soon Steve.

#29. Posted at 02:08 PM on Jan 5th 2009, Edited at 02:08 PM on Jan 5th 2009

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PRIME1

The sad thing is, more people are worried about how Steve's health affects Apple than how it affects Steve.

#29, Welcome to Corporate America. Please obey. : 5150 (#30) «

#29, We all know how it affects Steve. No health, no Steve. It's a... : Peldor (#36) «

#36, I lol'd. : Meadows (#37) «

#20. Posted at 12:29 PM on Jan 5th 2009

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PRIME1

Jobs is a Pescetarian

BENDER: Who wants dolphin?
LEELA: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent.
BENDER:Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
FRY: OK.
LEELA: Oh, OK.
STEVE JOBS: That's different.
FARNSWORTH: Good, good.
LEELA: Pass the blowhole.
STEVE JOBS: Can I have a fluke?
HERMES: Hey, quit hogging the bottle-nose.
FARNSWORTH: Toss me the speech center of the brain!

#20, Pescetarians don't eat mammals. : Meadows (#35) «

#28. Posted at 01:49 PM on Jan 5th 2009, Edited at 01:51 PM on Jan 5th 2009

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Vrock

I'm just glad I can relax finally with this news. I've been up for 174 hours straight lighting candles for Steve Jobs and praying to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for his speedy recovery. Yeah. That's it. Imma go plant a tree and hug a Mac Book now, then don my beret and form-fitting black outfit and go to sleep.

#28, You're not supposed to wear the beret to bed. : ssidbroadcast (#31) «

#31, It's okay, I sleep standing up. : Vrock (#33) «

#21. Posted at 12:29 PM on Jan 5th 2009

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Vrock

See, what really happened was that a battery in his Ipod he had in his shirt pocket exploded, which sent shrapnel dangerously close to his heart. He was rushed to surgery and they grafted an electromagnet to his chest to keep the shrapnel from burying deeper. The good news is that the electromagnet is powered by the Reality Distortion Field generator. With power of that magnitude, Steve should be healthy for millenia to come!

#21, I hear he built a suit of armor out of polished aluminum wit... : PRIME1 (#22) «

#6. Posted at 10:56 AM on Jan 5th 2009

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PRIME1

The remedy for this nutritional problem is relatively simple and straightforward, and I've already begun treatment

Eat a steak yah vegan freak!!!!!!

:-p

#6, hahaha definetly : hustin (#10) «

#6, First, Jobs is *not* vegan. He's primarily a vegetarian that... : TheShadowself (#13) «

#13, *pssst* http://www.techreport.com/ja.zz?id=376047 : derFunkenstein (#14) «

#13, relax man it was a joke : hustin (#15) «

#5. Posted at 10:47 AM on Jan 5th 2009

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5150

Further proof that Mac users lack testosterone.

Get better Steve, these kids need their chic devices now!

How's that for a troll?

#5, Further proof that Mac users lack testosterone. That made me ... : NeronetFi (#9) «

#1. Posted at 10:29 AM on Jan 5th 2009, Edited at 10:30 AM on Jan 5th 2009

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FireGryphon

Here's hoping that Steve Jobs gets better soon!

F1r57 p057!!!!!

#1, Hello! : derFunkenstein (#2) «