What are your New Year's resolutions?

— 3:35 PM on December 31, 2002

We've made a few New Year's resolutions here at TR that we'd like to share with you. Here they are:

  • Don't accidentally destroy expensive P4 engineering samples while playing "shock it" by rubbing feet on office floors.
  • String razor wire along walls of Canadian hardware testing sweatshop operation.
  • Implement third and fourth user account systems to better confuse readership.
  • Kick the ass of 2CPU.com folding team, either in folding or in real-life "geek rumble."
  • Successfully hide fully functional comment post editing feature from readers for yet another year.
  • Introduce "fully random" comment sorting option to address user complaints about current inverse sorting.
  • Continue calling RealTek ACL650 an audio chip rather than a codec without readers noticing.
  • Switch graphs over to pie charts.
On a more serious note, what are your resolutions for the new year?
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