For starters, let's ascertain what caliber of writers we have around here. So we need nominations for the cleverest, wittiest, most humorous, or otherwise noteworthy forum posts or comments. Go seek out the best content you can find within our pages and post it hither (contributions by paid staff excluded). Kindly include a link to the post. You may draw from both the forums and the article comments, and you are welcome to nominate your own work. The more the merrier, so feel free to submit multiple entries.
And lest you take this lightly, there's loot to be allotted, so hop to it.