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Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:31 pm

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Or an April Fool's Day joke...


This is April 2nd, not the 1st;)


Yeeeee.....yeahhhhhh.........anyway.......perhaps if you live in China or something.....
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So this guy at work that I really don't like comes into my office today and says "I got fired." I was jumping for joy inside when he says "April Fool!" Man, for a second there I was Mr. Happy. Just one more reason to dislike him. :evil:
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 5:46 pm

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So this guy at work that I really don't like comes into my office today and says "I got fired." I was jumping for joy inside when he says "April Fool!" Man, for a second there I was Mr. Happy. Just one more reason to dislike him. :evil:


You should have broken his nose, then been all like "April **** Fools jerk!" That would have RULED!
 
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 5:59 pm

one of my buddies in College says to me 'watch this' and then he proceeds to tell the girl he was banging he loved her, and she was melting all over the place, until he dropped the April Fool's bomb on her.

Cruel, but funny! I was honored to be able to witness it :)
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Damn that's wicked :-?
 
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 6:06 pm

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one of my buddies in College says to me 'watch this' and then he proceeds to tell the girl he was banging he loved her, and she was melting all over the place, until he dropped the April Fool's bomb on her.


And we wonder why women think we're all pigs. :-?
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 6:34 pm

nah, if they are dumb enough to sleep with guys like my friend, they get what's coming to them.
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:22 pm

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nah, if they are dumb enough to sleep with guys like my friend, they get what's coming to them.


Maybe he had big feet. You know what they say about people with big feet...














They wear big shoes.
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:31 pm

How people Like me, who have wide but short feet. We can not wear nike shoes at all. our feet are too wide for the Nike shoes since Nike design their shoes for people who have slender feet. What a shame.
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How people Like me, who have wide but short feet. We can not wear nike shoes at all. our feet are too wide for the Nike shoes since Nike design their shoes for people who have slender feet. What a shame.


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Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:01 am

idchafee wrote:
So this guy at work that I really don't like comes into my office today and says "I got fired." I was jumping for joy inside when he says "April Fool!" Man, for a second there I was Mr. Happy. Just one more reason to dislike him. :evil:


Given that I've been to your work, I wonder who it is :)
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Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:19 am

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Given that I've been to your work, I wonder who it is :)


Hehe, not the one you think. You didn't meet this particular waste of skin.
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Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:34 am

Heh...must be who you get your handicap info from.... :o
 
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Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:46 am

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Heh...must be who you get your handicap info from.... :o


haha, not that guy either. That guy looks at me in the mirror every morning - he's an idiot too. :(
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Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:09 am

Hehe, not the one you think. You didn't meet this particular waste of skin.


So his body is covered in foreskin... odd
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Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:30 pm

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Hehe, not the one you think. You didn't meet this particular waste of skin.


So his body is covered in foreskin... odd



:lol: @ that. :o

My wifes' mother passed away a few years back and we flew down to San Diego to deal with her stuff. The place she had lived in was in very bad condition. Apparently she hadn't done much cleaning in the last years of her life, and all around the edge of the bed, on the floor, were fluffy piles of flaked off skin.

Maybe the co-worker is something like that?
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RANDOMATED: i got hit today :cry:
SUBJECT(yes we do stick to this):- It would smell of bananas becuase thats what you all are
POINT:- Yes the thread was locked for five minutes
IDEA:- Celery with philadalpheia
APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE:- fill a sports bottle with fizzy water and shake it as you talk (people natrually do it whilst they are concentrating) next point the bottle towards the person and cary on talkign to keep there attention and finnally pull the lid off and laugh as they get soaked.
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UPDATE:- I'm back with Will
BAD NEWS:- My ex ex I still like is now going out with my best mate
GOOD NEWS:- SCHOOLS OUT
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NEW TOPIC:- Don't you mean colour :P
OTHER TOPICS:- Don't ask me I've only been outside this one once and the big wide web is scary :roll:
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COMPUTERS:- My laptops still broke aswell its hard to cope without them isn't it?
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IF YOU DON'T WANT? a new laptop I'm open to donations :P
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That you will never procreate :o
 
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My wifes' mother passed away a few years back and we flew down to San Diego to deal with her stuff. The place she had lived in was in very bad condition. Apparently she hadn't done much cleaning in the last years of her life, and all around the edge of the bed, on the floor, were fluffy piles of flaked off skin.

Maybe the co-worker is something like that?


He's too slimy to be either fluffy or flaky.
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imi wrote:
imi's rant


Uhh.....hmmmmmm....... :o :o :o
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Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:14 am

Thank you for your rant, imi. Reading it reminded me of why this thread exists ;) Congrats on the reconnection with the boyfriend, and keep up updated on your extremely hectic life :D
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Wow. Another page.
 
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ok, someone needs to write up a script that pics a random word out of this thread, and gives it to damage to put on the front page. The Random "don't ya mean type?" word of the day?!
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Glad everythings going well for you Col. Talk soon!

Howadrake, you never did reply to my PM did you?
 
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You realize this thread takes up more than 2% of the back porch?
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Well, here's an additional 0.00208%. I'm just doing my part. :D
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Glad everythings going well for you Col. Talk soon!

Howadrake, you never did reply to my PM did you?


As you know by now I most certainly did :)
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wow this thread is seriously quietening down
 
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Which is a good thing.
 
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imi wrote:
wow this thread is seriously quietening down


It comes and goes, I'm sure someone will soon hijack this thread again for another wild romp :)
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