I'm now a Minister of Gerbil Affairs, and I just have to say, Gerbil Affairs are in a terrible, terrible state.
Meh, you'd never make a good government minister. A correct press release would be as follows.
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, members of the press. Gerbil affairs are perfectly fine, anyone who says otherwise is a traitor and should be shot. Thank you for your time, please be sure to pick up your press copy of "Why Everything Is Fine" on your way out. Good Evening."
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