1)Corsair is an amazing company, period.
2)My current power supply was a shortfall, the Rosewill Hive 550w. It's decent, but Corsair is excellent.
3)My current case is the Corsair Carbide 88R, the mid tower has a wonderful window and this unique power supply would be showcased on my large desk.
4)I run three monitors, nothing fancy mind you, but I plan on upgrading to 4k and to achieve this I will need another R9 Fury, my little Hive won't support another monster.
5)I have a rich red theme, white would be an awesome medic vibe, as I call it.
6)I am a full time student in the Cyber Security world, my money usually goes towards gas to get to class each day considering I live so far away (1 hour each way) I can't afford this tier of PSU.
7)My desire to have a unique build would be amplified with this legendary beast, I always build the slightly odd rigs since others haven't tried it yet! (Does that make me a hipster? I hope not 0_0)
The RMi series are insane and are to be considered the enthusiast tier, I would finally move into that realm.
9)The left over power could probably power every possible accessory, in this case my NZXT Red LED strip probably won't draw enough power, nor will the new Corsair fans I plan on buying, but hey. Infinite power.
10)I like cookies and milk, I mean it is close to X-mas and if I could grow some dang facial hair and dye it white I could be Santa and giving me this power supply would be giving Santa a gift, the most noble of deeds indeed.
Regardless of who wins, this was a fun contest. Thanks Techreport!