My entry for your consideration:
Napkin And Pen Kontainer Internet Notifier
A handy container for all of your napkin sketch supplies. It has a place for napkins as well as pens, pencils, and other items.
-Connects via USB to your computer for data updates and power.
-Internally driven by Raspberry Pi
-Provides text display as well as bright flashing LED (RGB, of course). Also a piezo beeper in case you are not watching it 24x7
-Will notify you of important napkin sketch contests as well as other important events of your choosing.