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When you are busy encoding or running benchmarks, why dump all that waste heat into your computer case? With the CPBrew, you can instead turn your processor into a state of the art coffee machine! Use the RGB selector to get your perfect cup!

My entry for your consideration:
The NAPKIN.
Napkin And Pen Kontainer Internet Notifier

A handy container for all of your napkin sketch supplies. It has a place for napkins as well as pens, pencils, and other items.
-Connects via USB to your computer for data updates and power.
-Internally driven by Raspberry Pi
-Provides text display as well as bright flashing LED (RGB, of course). Also a piezo beeper in case you are not watching it 24x7
-Will notify you of important napkin sketch contests as well as other important events of your choosing.

Probably not what you're expecting, but I thought: Why not give the whiner's the best of both worlds!? A blazing fast high-end graphics card, powered by both nVidia's GP102 and AMD's Polaris 11 architecture. nVidia fanboys can finally use Freesync monitors (and enjoy any games that support TressFX... and maybe get a few extra FPS on Ashes of the Singularity), and AMD fanboys can finally claim they have the fastest graphics card (and get frequent driver updates for years on many more platforms)! And for people who like and support both camps, you can have your cake and eat it too!