I have a friend who can be only described as "Bat Shiite Crazy" tells me all kinds of off the wall stuff. Yes he has a Mental Illness and yes taking medicine for it, but...
Recently he has been telling me that he needs to surrender to the Police for being unable to take a dump. He also goes around saying "Bleep-Bleep" to young women which is slang for penis. He even gotten fired for saying that to women when he had a part-time fast food job, some who are underage. His own adult daughter even slapped and cussed him out for saying that to her.
We talk on the phone a lot and I got tired of him talking about his Penis all the time, and since he is Mormon and against Porn... I unmuted a porn video I was playing and describing just to bug him. He heard a young child voice and ask him who that is, and it was the five old son of his handyman who lives in his basement. I of course mute said porn and yelled at him for not informing me about the kid being there listening in.
Personally I will not have "Adult Talks" around little ears who are way too young to know about such things. Well that and I don't want the kid's mother showing up and slapping me silly...
Do any of you have really strange friends?
