It's been months, if not yearts since my last PUI.l..
SO... I started at my frisend's house tonight with a Coors Light.. **** beer but that's all they had. Drank about half of it(fr some reason the aftertaste reminded mae of a cookie) and moved on to a game of Beeer Pong (Beirut). 3 beers per side, 2 players per side. Won the game. Then we played Kings Cup. I fixed myself a Jager and RedBull (7-count of Jager in a speed pourer and a full rRedBull). Made it thru the game. Another game of Beer Pong. only 2 beers per side. Another Jager+redBull. (heh, writing that, I feel like I've written it for Java). Another game of King's cup and I decided that my liver might niot appreciate a third RedBull for the nightg. Instead I mixed Bacardi Superior, Malibu Passion Fruit and Red Gatorade (I know, not the bartender's choice but that's kinda all tehey had left). Moderately tasty, so I sipped on it whenever I want' playing Ber Pong. Everyone else seemed to get REAL drunk. I was just getting started...but they were getting DONE with drinking and passing out n ****. A few troopers stayed with me and we played more p[ong. We reduced the numbers of beers, and the numbers of cups. don't think we ever played with more than six cups, and usually onely one more beer per side. Nonetheless, we played another four games like that. Various partners, varioous rules. Whtevs. can't begin to accurately estimate the number of **** coors lits I"ve consumed, but it's on the order of 12-14. Plus the Jager, pLus the Bacardi. One of te girls challenged me to "shot-pong'. I figured "eff-it, why play pong when we can just take our shots.' She agreed and we each took 2 more shots of Jager. yummmmm. I can'tr say I like black licorice witha passion, but Jagert and me have an understanding with each other. Its not as bad as all the freshmaen thingk it is.
DD's are great. When I forst started typing this post I started making a greilled cheese. Flipped it OK but typed a bit too much and kinda half burnt the seconds side. Still cheesey and tasty.
What am I drinking RIGHT NOW? My personal hangover prevention juice: in a large glass, 1/2 Red Gatorade, 1/2 water, mix in a packet of Emergen-C. I'll be up in 7 hours, give or take, feeling perfeclty OK, and having this post to refer to for the lapses in my memory of the night.
L'Chaim, my brothers,
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
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