Hope nobody ever gets locked in the server room, too. If you're in there and the internet goes out, do you suffocate?
That should totally be IoTOT
Off topic: I'm kicking myself for not getting in on the employee stock purchase program right when I started there in 2008. Looking at what would have been the purchase date after that first quarter of eligibility, I'd have around 12x my initial investment. More, actually, since I get a 15% discount.