My wife is pregnant!
OK, just kidding. My kids woke me up at 7AM today. Just something for you to look forward too. Oh, and the constant, "Daddy, can I have a cookie?"
Then there's all the chocolate milk and juice that gets spilled on the carpet. We ration that, so the kid will nurse his drink for hours to savor it over time, and ends up leaving it in a precarious place. A good carpet cleaning fixes that unless the spill happens at a high traffic area.
Oh! Let's not forget the child care payments. $1200/month for me. I drive a Festiva. Not some badass car all you single people get to enjoy, or the latest computer gear.