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My wife is Pregnant!

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My Johnson
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Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:13 am

My wife is pregnant!


By who?

OK, just kidding. My kids woke me up at 7AM today. Just something for you to look forward too. Oh, and the constant, "Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Then there's all the chocolate milk and juice that gets spilled on the carpet. We ration that, so the kid will nurse his drink for hours to savor it over time, and ends up leaving it in a precarious place. A good carpet cleaning fixes that unless the spill happens at a high traffic area.

Oh! Let's not forget the child care payments. $1200/month for me. I drive a Festiva. Not some badass car all you single people get to enjoy, or the latest computer gear.
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Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:15 am

My chinese GF might be pregnant too, we had a little accident. But we used the regret pill method. So 1-3% chance that I will be a dad :P

Will know in less than 2 weeks.
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Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:41 am

Congratulations to everyone who is pregnant ;)

I'm really broody at the moment. Which is odd, considering I'm male! It's also slightly frustrating as I'm a) single and b) not at a stage of life where (a) kid(s) would be a great move!
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Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:29 pm

There's some sort of internal irony to complaining about not having had your first kiss on an internet computer modification forum ;)
So how fast is your car, anyway?

Oh, about 1200mhz.
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Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:53 pm

Congrats!

My Johnson: Festivas can be fun. Just gotta put a motor in the BACK. ;)

NeRve: Splinter's right, it is quite funny. :lol: (And, yes, I can laugh. I'm younger than you. :P)
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Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:34 pm

Congrats.
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Re: My wife is Pregnant!

Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:29 pm

toxent wrote:
Just thought i'd let everyone know. I'm really happy!

:D


I'm sorry to hear that.
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Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:36 pm

Congratulations! Have all the kids you can! Enjoy every minute with them! :)

Both of mine are grown up and moved away now, and I miss them so much I wish I had 4 or 5 more.
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Re: My wife is Pregnant!

Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:47 pm

bufg wrote:
toxent wrote:
Just thought i'd let everyone know. I'm really happy!

:D


I'm sorry to hear that.


Oh boy. This is gonna be fun.

Little hint for you. When you feel sorry for someone who just got pregnant, you DON'T ACTUALLY SAY IT, unless they give you a prompt to do so.

And, if you're trying to do this becuase of some emo mess in your head (yeah, I saw that bulimia thread. That's messed up.), it's not working.
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Re: My wife is Pregnant!

Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:01 pm

bhtooefr wrote:
bufg wrote:
toxent wrote:
Just thought i'd let everyone know. I'm really happy!

:D


I'm sorry to hear that.


Oh boy. This is gonna be fun.

Little hint for you. When you feel sorry for someone who just got pregnant, you DON'T ACTUALLY SAY IT, unless they give you a prompt to do so.

And, if you're trying to do this becuase of some emo mess in your head (yeah, I saw that bulimia thread. That's messed up.), it's not working.
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Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:06 pm

Was it not warranted? ;) :P
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