morphine wrote:The question you have to ask yourself is: will they immediately realize it's a prank and not a problem? Because then can fumble around for 2 hours and summon up IT, etc, before they realize it was you.
I took the liberty of typing up an Unconditional Surrender document that states they will acknowledge my superiority and they will cease all hostilities.
We are a small company, so I work in the sales department as well as being the IT guy. The "victims" work in the production department.
Here is an example of one:
Let it be known that _________________ unconditionally surrenders to the Sales Department and in doing so will cease all hostilities against the Sales Department.
By signing this unconditional surrender; _______________________ acknowledges the superiority of the Sales Department in every way possible especially their technological superiority and will display proper respect to all member of the Sales Department at all times.
Upon the signing this agreement the Sales Department agrees to return ______________________ equipment to original its configuration. For the record, the Sales Department would like it to be noted that _______________________ equipment was still 100% functional despite the change in configuration.
The Sales Department would also like it noted that “While we did not start this war, by God we are going to end it with such ferocity that it will never happen again”
Let it be known that the Sales Department is a peace loving entity and will be a benevolent ruler over _______________________ and in no way wished to humiliate his manhood by forcing his surrender.
Dated the year of our lord, June Twenty Third, Two Thousand and Nine.
Losers Signature _______________________________________
Winners Signature________________________________________
