Never hurts to put this one out from time to time:
I still wear the bathrobe, my daughter wears the bandana from time to time, and yes, that's an Spaten Oktoberfest 1-liter stein (about 2/3 full; I still own it) in front of me. This was the official picture taken for the 1985 yearbook.
I was the "weatherman". It was a closed-circuit tape job and the sports guy (guy to "picture right", doG if I remember his name) openly wondered if I might be a tad "off" (I was). A fraternity brother of mine (not in the picture) was the head of the outfit. He never told me that the local cablesystem was pumping this out on Wayne 'n Garth-style public access; I thought it was just tape on the TV in the cafeteria. I'd go downtown and townies would point at me and go "bathrobe guy!!". Hey, we're all remembered for something.
Science IS NOT TRUTH. It is an iterative process asymptotically coming ever closer to Truth, but destined never to arrive there.