Personal computing discussed

Moderators: Captain Ned, emkubed


Wed Mar 13, 2002 8:11 pm

Ever need an insult that will utterly destroy your opponents self esteem? Ever need one in a split second without any thought whatsoever? Deliver the dis is for you. With such ego crunching insults as "Think about THIS you bluish herpe, you're such a filthy piss covered hemorrhoid." you'll have your opponents squealing, yes squealing, for mercy.

Post the best dis you can find below :smile:
Gerbil Elite
Posts: 702
Joined: Thu Dec 27, 2001 7:00 pm
Location: Chicago, IL USA

Wed Mar 13, 2002 8:32 pm

Here's a favorite of mine:

<a href=></a>
You are false data.
Minister of Gerbil Affairs
Posts: 2296
Joined: Tue Jan 01, 2002 7:00 pm
Location: The Colony, TX (Dallas suburb)

Thu Mar 14, 2002 12:54 am

On 2002-03-13 19:32, Speed wrote:
Here's a favorite of mine:

<a href=></a>

Which generated the following:

I have some very startling, very radical -- some might say impertinent -- insights into Mr. Secret Squirrel's latest excuses. For the sake of review, I want to make this clear, so that those who do not understand deeper messages embedded within sarcastic irony -- and you know who I'm referring to -- can process my point. He is the picture of the insane person on the street, babbling to a tree, a wall, or a cloud, which cannot and does not respond to his ruses. Don't get me wrong; Squirrel's outrage at complaints about him is indicative of his self-esteem and value system. But Squirrel does, occasionally, make a valid point. But when he says that a richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct solution to that problem, that's where the facts end and the ludicrousness begins. He wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving him lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well, because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that Squirrel is a pretty good liar most of the time. However, he tells so many lies, he's bound to trip himself up someday. Due to the power relationship between the dominator and the dominated, his eccentricity is surpassed only by his vanity. And Squirrel's vanity is surpassed only by his empty theorizing. (Remember his theory that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel?)

Hrmmm, the scary thing is, it makes sense.
rikki tikki tavi
Posts: 56
Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2002 7:00 pm
Location: state of denial

Fri Mar 22, 2002 3:22 pm

Hrmmm, the scary thing is, it makes sense.

wow...self-recrimination and personal insight into psyche all rolled into one...i'm impressed!
Grand Gerbil Poohbah
Posts: 3505
Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2001 7:00 pm
Location: The nearest pub

Mon Mar 25, 2002 8:05 pm

The thing about Deliver the Dis is that it's not really all that good at generating insults... all too often it comes up with "You are a sad excuse for a monkey turtled pillow" :lol:

Insults are the reason God gave us brains,

Sun Mar 31, 2002 1:41 pm

Its so stupid its funny. Thats the whole point.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: 0oALio0 on 2002-03-31 12:41 ]</font>

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests