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Hawkwing74
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Kingdom of Loathing thread

Fri Jun 18, 2004 1:23 pm

Post here questions, info, or tips for the Kingdom of Loathing game.
http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/main.html

Since we seem to have a moderate amount of interest so far, I figured to make it a sticky.

We should have a clan soon as JavaDog and Emkubed are racing to see who can get to lvl 7 first.

Link for item analysis:
http://www.agesoftime.com/kol/index.php
Moved to:
http://kol.quantumtunnel.net

FAQ with spoliers: http://s93834343.onlinehome.us/KoL.txt

More newbie info:
People will buy goblin firecrackers, spider webs, and razor sharp can lids for up to 1.5K ea. They resell them to high-level players who can turn them into stat potions. Great for N00b money building.
Last edited by Hawkwing74 on Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:28 pm, edited 5 times in total.
 
Hawkwing74
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Fri Jun 18, 2004 1:24 pm

First question: Is there a way to quickly view the levels of the people in your contact list? It takes forever to click each one individually.
 
JavaDog
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Fri Jun 18, 2004 1:59 pm

THIS is one of the most complete guides I have seen. It has spoilers though (which I avoid). The TIPS section is great. The 'Where to find What' section is also very helpful.
 
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Fri Jun 18, 2004 2:37 pm

ummm haha first time I have ever heard of this stick figure foray. No idea what I have to dl or if its flash based or anything but I signed up and I am waiting for my activation code.
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Hawkwing74
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Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:07 pm

No downloads required. Reasonably friendly for low bandwidth as well. Let us know your user ID when you start. Soon we'll have a TR clan.
 
Splinter
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My username: GreasyFist (don't ask)

I'm a level 3 'Puffin Intimidator'

Muscle: 9
Mysticality: 7
Moxie: 4


:D
So how fast is your car, anyway?

Oh, about 1200mhz.
 
Mick
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Sat Jun 19, 2004 11:21 am

thanks for the tip of selling can lids, my first one sold for 1500 meat abou 10 minutes after it went on sale! :D easy money!
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
-Terry Pratchett
 
emkubed
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Sat Jun 19, 2004 12:11 pm

Just to spoil stuff, I have so much meat, I'll give it away. Message me in the game and ask me for meat. I'll gladly dole it out by the hundreds of thousands.
 
Hizpanick
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Sat Jun 19, 2004 12:13 pm

KoL name: Hizpanick.

Lowly level 2.

"Disco Stu likes, disco music." :)
 
Splinter
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Sat Jun 19, 2004 2:35 pm

emkubed wrote:
Just to spoil stuff, I have so much meat, I'll give it away. Message me in the game and ask me for meat. I'll gladly dole it out by the hundreds of thousands.


I've messaged you for a pittance of meat :P

Once we get the clan going tho, all our meat woes shall be over!

What campground items are there? So far I've got a barskin tent, and it says it is power 10 (2%), whatever that means

I ust made it to level 4 by using the gourd potion (gave me 45 beefiness) and eating a disgusting beezle double bacon burger from my evil golden arches (19 beefiness)

sweeeeeet

Edit: Thanks for the meat pal :)

Is the website down? It's giving me error messages
So how fast is your car, anyway?



Oh, about 1200mhz.
 
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Sat Jun 19, 2004 4:13 pm

Guess my forum lurking days have come to an end...

"My name is Mirage, and I'm a KOL addict."

"Hi, Mirage"

"I'm a lvl 4 Seal-Clubber 15/7/3." *sits down, sobbing*

/getting my foot into the door before the clan goes live
 
Hawkwing74
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Sat Jun 19, 2004 4:28 pm

Campground items:
White picket fence
cottage
Meat Golem
Feng Shui - need decorative fountain, wind chimes, and book
Barbed-wire
clockwork maid

also, emkubed = teh win
 
Splinter
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Sat Jun 19, 2004 4:53 pm

I got an extra account, because I made such a hogs-eye of the first one (didnt understand adventure points)

This one is already at level 4.

I GOT A COTTAGE FOR MY CAMPGROUNDS :D

anticheese + cottage cheese = 30 power housing :D

You have a cozy little cottage (30 power (6%)).
Your KoL Certificate of Participation hangs proudly at your campsite.
A fierce Meat Golem guards your goodies.
You have a Clockwork Maid at your campsite. She cleans up for you, and saves you a little bit of time each day (+4 Adventures/day.)
You've got a pair of Evil Golden Arches. Just looking at them makes you somewhat uncomfortable.
You have a Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium at your campsite.
Your Colossal Closet contains 7 items.


UPDATE:
********* EAT HELL RAMENS **************

You can buy them in the flea market, they are expensive but damn worth it.
Man oh man, that's some tasty ramen. And cheap! Not particularly nutritious, though.
You gain 24 Adventures.

You gain 30 Muscleboundness.
You gain a Muscle point!

You gain 23 Wizardliness.
You gain some Mysticality points!

You gain 25 Cheek.
You gain some Moxie points!

You gain 281 Meat.
So how fast is your car, anyway?



Oh, about 1200mhz.
 
Splinter
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Sat Jun 19, 2004 9:58 pm

I might be at level 7 within 48 hours.

I have 4.3 million meat and a Mr Accessory

if I make it first, what am I calling the Clan?
So how fast is your car, anyway?



Oh, about 1200mhz.
 
Hawkwing74
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Sat Jun 19, 2004 11:17 pm

TechReport of course!
 
Splinter
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Sun Jun 20, 2004 1:02 am

TechReport clan is open for buisness!

If you are level 3 or up, join!
So how fast is your car, anyway?



Oh, about 1200mhz.
 
JavaDog
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Sun Jun 20, 2004 8:30 am

Splinter wrote:
TechReport clan is open for buisness!

If you are level 3 or up, join!


Dammi!t
 
brainchild786
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Sun Jun 20, 2004 8:44 am

I have signed up as well.

Only a Level 2 Rhythm Rogue at the moment. :(
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Mick
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Sun Jun 20, 2004 9:04 am

I've aplied for the TR clan too. :)
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

-Terry Pratchett
 
Mick
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Sun Jun 20, 2004 9:15 am

By the way, what are the advantages of being in a clan anyway?
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

-Terry Pratchett
 
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I'm in. :)

Mick:

Buying a calendar means extra adventures for eveyone in the clan, and equipment can be purchased to boost stats.
 
Hawkwing74
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Sun Jun 20, 2004 3:20 pm

Excellent work Splinter, I'll be joining the clan ASAP!

ack! Seems that KOL is currently down. :x
 
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Sun Jun 20, 2004 3:45 pm

Just applied to the TR clan, I'm sitting around at 12 Inebreity right now.
...
 
Hawkwing74
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Sun Jun 20, 2004 6:04 pm

Splinter, I'm applying with my 4 accounts :P
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Sun Jun 20, 2004 6:27 pm

I just aplied too im windy when wet the level 4 pastamancer. So far a rather fun game;/
If at first you dont succeed use a bigger hammer.
 
Hawkwing74
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Sun Jun 20, 2004 8:31 pm

Okay Splinter, how do we get titles or ranks in the clan?

EDIT: I am obsessed with this stupid game
 
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w00t! lvl 5 pastamancer. Lord of the manicotti...
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Splinter
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Sun Jun 20, 2004 9:06 pm

Hawkwing74 wrote:
Okay Splinter, how do we get titles or ranks in the clan?

EDIT: I am obsessed with this stupid game


I dole them out at will :P

I'm not contributing any more meat to the clan, I've already put in around 90,000. Start donating so we can buy a calender!
So how fast is your car, anyway?



Oh, about 1200mhz.
 
Splinter
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Sun Jun 20, 2004 9:09 pm

Who is Kaiser King and who is Deft Manning?

I'll process your clan membership as soon as I know you're from here.
So how fast is your car, anyway?



Oh, about 1200mhz.
 
Hawkwing74
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Sun Jun 20, 2004 9:10 pm

How much meat do we need for a calendar? My humble suggestion is ranks should be awarded based on clan karma.
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