Sick, but somehow very funny too.
They just need to stick Steve Ballmer's face on the baby and I'm sure Apple will start selling it again.
Maybe they'll make one that you have to shake up and down repeatedly until you get a result...
Yes, I just tried searching for iWank... no luck I'm afraid, seems iPhone owners don't need an app for that
Anyone got any more ideas for bad taste iPhone games...
iEathquakeGlobalDisasterZone (shake various parts of the world till everyone dies)