I've put this in developer's den just because it seems like the kind of thing a dev might know something about...
I'm looking for a really simple service that can monitor a few websites and send me an alert if they start misbehaving, either timing out or throwing errors. A nice bonus would be the ability to warn me if load times slow past a certain point. I'd really like an email or sms notification.
Any suggestions be they services I sign up to or scripts I can run on my own server?
EDIT:
I really need to be able to do this monitoring without having to install anything either on the servers or the websites running on the servers.