Wait a minute is this a spam bot? i just opened my eyes and did not have my coffee yet
Perhaps, but if it's a deperate person with an infected machine, MSE is a good answer but not a complete answer. He/She'll need something like Malware Bytes Anti-Malware to get an infected machine clean again, most likely.
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