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Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Thu Sep 08, 2016 8:46 am

Please commence with the insults, and yes, I know we will all have low expectations for the male version of Ann Coulter, Frobozz.
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Mon Sep 12, 2016 11:22 pm

See, smack talk is all well and good, but much prefer to let my team's performance on the field do most of my talking

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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Wed Sep 14, 2016 5:58 pm

As long as you host your images on AOL I will not have respect for your smack talk.
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Sun Sep 18, 2016 4:36 pm

Oh crap. They're dropping like flies out there today.
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:25 am

Carson Palmer (averaging 26½ pts/game): 4 interceptions:  3½ points
Kelvin Benjamin (averaging 19 pts/game): 0 receptions:  0 points
Ryan Matthews (averaging 14½ pts/game) : 2 rushes for -5 yards:  -½ point
My top QB, WR and RB scored 3 points vs. their average of 60. :cry:

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I told my team it doesn't matter.  There are 750 million people in China who don't even know this game was played.  The next day, a guy called me from China and asked, "What happened, Coach?"
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Tue Sep 27, 2016 6:45 am

I have Palmer as my QB (Tyrod Taylor is my backup) and between him and Cooks, they put up 12 total. My TE didn't do me any favors either. Still put up 120 points - and lost. I would have only lost to 1 other player (who I SMASHED last week) in my league. I'm 2-1 now in my league. Minnesota's Defense has been outproducing most of my players. At least Gurley seems to have come online for a change. RB is such a **** this year.
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:24 am

Talk about a come from behind victory in Bounties.. I thought I was done..

In another league, my bench would have beaten the other teams starting lineup... (126 points on the bench).. My starting lineup didn't even clear 70... The crappiest part about it was that I just completed a trade that morning for TY Hilton and Christine Michael.. 50 points left on the bench.. :( (And my running back got 4 pts)...
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:26 am

My running backs are the AWESOME( Arz/D. Johnson & Demarco Murray). My TE is a Stud (Greg Olsen)
I lost because froboz played a Frankenstein version of Jerry Rice / Randy Moss (marvin jones jr, with his 200 + yards and 2 touchdowns)

Even my Kansas City D could not overcome that.
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:15 am

Hey Ned, what did you think of me knocking you out of first place?

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Also, lets see if Berserkben has the coconuts to say yes to the trade I just offered him:

E. Manning NYG - QB
D. Johnson Ari - RB
D. Murray Ten - RB


for his following guys:
Players to Trade from...T-Baggo Cornholers

A. Green Cin - WR
T. Gurley LA - RB
A. Luck Ind - QB
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:59 am

Can we please check our teams and stop the "starting a player on bye" nonsense?

This may be the last year I play in this league, cause it happens way too often, way to early in the season.
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:40 pm

I agree. That totally sucks (although I'm in a different league). Worse is losing to those **** heads, and my team is so bad this year I probably would. :lol:
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:04 pm

Welp.. I'm so glad that Yahoo did the recap instead of our old school commentary.. I got schooled this week.. 
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:28 pm

I just won my 3rd game in a row.................no one is paying attention in our league.
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Tue Oct 18, 2016 3:29 pm

Don't worry Dposcorp, don't be sad. I'm paying attention LOL.

Do I give a crap if someone forgets to dress a player (no). If they do it repeatedly (yes).
Do I actively make a point to scan every matchup every week to make sure this isn't happening? (no, but maybe I should)
In my experience, if a user repeatedly does this, they must have a good excuse - or I won't invite them next year, because they are lazy LOL.
Past experience is that dealing with this is such a pain. Complaining in general is a pain. I have however switched owners mid-season before for dead teams.

Yahoo's been weird though as of this year it seemed to *automatically* renew people into the league. I don't really like that as I like to have control of this for leagues I manage.

In other news I'm in (6) leagues this year. My current standings are:
1st, 1st, 1st, 2nd, 2nd, and 8th. 8)
It just sucks that I'm sucking it up *again* in the only league that has actually trashtalkers (The BBQ league) Doh!
Then again, some others are money leagues so that's GOOD.
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Tue Oct 18, 2016 4:40 pm

FroBozz_Inc wrote:
Yahoo's been weird though as of this year it seemed to *automatically* renew people into the league. I don't really like that as I like to have control of this for leagues I manage.

Agreed. It seemed that if the invite e-mail didn't bounce, the team was auto-renewed without any input from last year's manager. I was dreading the Bounties draft to find 2 or 3 people and 6-7 zombie teams.
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Tue Oct 18, 2016 4:52 pm

druidcent wrote:
Welp.. I'm so glad that Yahoo did the recap instead of our old school commentary.

A: I don't have the time any more.

B: Comcast no longer has personal web space.

C: I'm too lazy to find web space.
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:32 am

It's nice to find that my team doesn't suck this season.

Thankfully my Vikings are playing awesome defense so far.
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:27 am

I just knew if I posted something lame like no one was paying attention and that is why I was winning, the suckers would start coming outta the woodwork to post here :)
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:52 am

Dposcorp wrote:
I just knew if I posted something lame like no one was paying attention and that is why I was winning, the suckers would start coming outta the woodwork to post here :)

Yeah, but who's in first in the BBQ league.
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:38 pm

Yawn***another week, another win***Yawn
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:33 am

Just wanted to nominate T-Baggo Cornholers for the "quickest draw on the waiver wire" award.
(and I thought I was fast)
You must get notifications about fantasy development stuff in the middle of the night and wake up to make moves.

LOL :D
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Sat Oct 29, 2016 7:23 am

Frobozz, I think he does it just to bother you. You have a special place in his heart.
Me, I like to bug everyone equally :)
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:58 pm

FroBozz_Inc wrote:
Just wanted to nominate T-Baggo Cornholers for the "quickest draw on the waiver wire" award.
(and I thought I was fast)
You must get notifications about fantasy development stuff in the middle of the night and wake up to make moves.

LOL  :D

I don't get notifications but I am a night owl and play around with the roster then.  I know you really needed some of those players, with you being the only person in the league without a player on the 'Can't Cut List' and officially having the worst roster in the league!  :lol:
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:15 pm

I lost my third game this season, but the yahoo recap tells me why in no uncertain terms.
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Tue Nov 08, 2016 10:56 am

I must bring out the best in my opponents.

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All four of the losses for [OG]Pimpin this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

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Damage has two thirds of his players on bye.

Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:56 am

Damage has two thirds of his players on bye so far..........I hope he changes them before the weekend.
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Sun Nov 20, 2016 12:35 pm

Can someone reach out to Scott to fix his team?
I got no response to a PM.
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Mon Nov 21, 2016 2:48 pm

Bah.. I may as well have left my players on Bye this week.. what a crappy score..
 
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Re: Fantasy Football Smack Talk 2016 aka You all suck (lookin at you Stiffie)

Mon Nov 21, 2016 5:30 pm

At least the Minnesota defense and special teams came through this week.
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