Let's look at the league after two weeks.
Undefeated Teams: Patriots, Bills, Ravens, Chiefs, Cowboys, Packers, Seahawks, 49ers, Rams (nice job, NFC West!)
Winless teams: Jets, Dolphins, Bengals, Steelers, Jaguars, Broncos, Redskins, Giants, Panthers, Cardinals (although the red birds do have a tie, so they are above .000)
Week 3 will offer several chances for undefeated teams to extend their streaks (some over other undefeated teams), as well as opportunities for winless teams to notch their first W. As for the new head coaches (new new and old new), we have quite a mess overall. Four wins divided among three coaches.
Kliff Kingsbury, Arizona Cardinals: 0-1-1
Zac Taylor, Cincinnati Bengals: 0-2
Freddie Kitchens, Cleveland Browns: 1-1
Vic Fangio, Denver Broncos: 0-2
Matt LaFleur, Green Bay Packers: 2-0
Brian Flores, Miami Dolphins: 0-2
Adam Gase, New York Jets: 0-2 (23-25 with Dolphins)
Bruce Arians, Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 1-1 (49-30-1 with Cardinals)
You've gotta feel bad for Brian Flores. Among the 2019 class, he's been dealt the worst hand, as Chris Grier continues a complete deconstruction of the roster, the latest trade sending some Fitzmagick to Pittsburgh.
On second thought, let's not go to TechReport. Tis a silly place.