Meadows, are you seriously expecting US to scold you and cast you out? Heck i want one of those turrets myself.
Not particularly, I was looking for a point of discussion.
While I'm looking forward to trying out the turret, I'm almost certain the t-shirt will have two orders of magnitude better useful longevity. I can't wait to show it off as I enter the office in the morning. I wonder if I should go with crowd noise, a laughing track, applause, some random line from Inspector Gadget or Star Wars, or Gangnam Style.