My Remains..................in my custom designed 316L stainless steel coffin
We regret to inform you that because of the resource crunch, we had but no choice to recycle your great, great, great, great, great, great, great grand father's stainless steel coffin. - Thank you for your contribution to this world in the time of crisis. I hope you made it to the last intergalactic ship that was leaving for Mars yesterday.
PS: I have already left this job and i am no longer available on earth.
ex - XYZ officer,