EO: Tried both Hercules and Nvidia drivers. Have also tried bios'es from a variety of cards, with and without TVCode in them. Have had zero luck with anything. I think the card is broken, but I still can't figure out why it thinks it's got a brooktree in it.
OH well, roommate is going to buy a Kyro2 this week, and I'll just use that pci as a video for my linux server.